Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

To cause confusion.

Why is it raining here?

 

Because it's sunny somewhere else

Why is caffeine so addictive?

 

because the government concocted it to turn us into zombies without it, making us slaves to corporate caffeine-based companies.

who ate my cookie?

 

The cookie monster...

why is grass green?

 

Because it's easier to look at the sky

Why are pancakes called pancakes?

 

B/c the nepolean named it after his plant.

r french fried considered a healthy vegitable(3-4 serving a day)?

 

Of course, that's why Mcdonalds dieters are so healthy.

Why is Across the Universe such an awesome movie?

 

Because I haven't seen it and ruined it... yet!

Why do I have an Alien Probe, in my 3rd Rib?

 

Because I am the Walrus Cu-Cu-Cu-Chu

Why am I the walrus?

 

Because beaver was already tak'n.

Why doesn't it snow more?

 

because I didn't want it to snow so I told the clouds no! And it listened to me.

Why is there an ice storm coming to Oklahoma?

 

Because they left me for you *cry*

Why do the storm clouds hate me?

 

Because you lied when you were 17!

Why is Hugh just a figment of my imagination?

 

Because everything is part of your imagination, nothing really exists. (See the works of Pyrrho)

Why all the hot boys are straight?

 

because you need to give the girls a chance

why can't i type with my feet? [actually that's more of a dumb q, but hey]

 

Because your feet hate you.

Why should I be straight?

 

Because gay people don't produce children, and the world's orphanages aren't completely full yet.

Why does the school printer never work when you want to print off homework for the next lesson?

 

A: Because there's a government conspiracy/coverup to keep this generation and all future generations dumb by creating electronics that malfunction or break down within a month of their purchase, leading to a lack of finished homework which, in turn, causes bad grades in school. Therefore, no colleges or universities will accept them because of their low grades and they are forced to become factory workers producing more machines that break down even quicker for their children. Thus, the cycle continues.

Hmm... I guess that wasn't a dumb answer... just a paranoid one. :lol:

Q: Why doesn't the moon rotate?

 

Because the battery that operates it's motor is flat.

Why an I tired right now?