Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Because you can't get addicted to pillows

Why are french horn bells so big?

 

Because the french are over compensating for...not being English (don't hurt me).

How can we stop global warming?

 

get a giant air conditioner

if there is global warming, why is it so cold around here?

 

Because it hasn't gotten to you yet.

What do you get when you fall in love? *sings*

 

Get back up and grab a bandage.

What is the question to the awnser '42'. (Hitchhiker's fans rejoice!)

 

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why would someone beat up another person just because they are different?

 

Because they don't want to admit that everyone is different and normal doesn't exist

Why do all the Bogans hang out at the Shoppo?

 

B/C they like cofee.

Why is the devils nmber "666"?

 

Because he wanted to be better then 333.

What does it mean to rain cats and dogs?

 

Exactly that. Cats and dogs fall from the sky.

Why is white chocolate called "chocolate" when it isn't that?

 

Because the chocolate companies are trying to sound racist by having white and dark chocolates....Okay a bit much.

What does it mean when your, "Standing in an English Garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come you get tanned from standing in the English rain?"-I am the Walrus. The Beetles

 

nothing

why arent i dead yeet?

 

Because I'm still planning your death...

Why isn't Santa arrested for breaking and entering?

 

Because he's Santa.

How does Santa pass through a chimney, considering that he's very fat?

 

Two Words: Slim Fast

Why do dust mites have to look so gross?

 

Just to annoy you.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?

 

because global warming has already killed your side and will soon spread to the other one.

how many packs of pickled peppers did peter piper pick?

 

Because they use better fertilizer

EDIT: Blast, too slow! Anyways, he picked 42.

Why should you not look a gift horse in the mouth?

 

Because It sees through there, and it can "angrify" it. lol

Why is the sky blue?