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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. InaRut

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    Because summer already called dibs on being hot.

    What is the Donnie Darko actually about?
     
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    TIME TRAVEL!

    What does a carcinogen do?
     
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    A: It carcinates.

    Q: What causes the Northern Lights?
     
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  4. Latinokid

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    The rainbow's mother comes out.

    Q: Why do some men have big penises?
     
    #24 Latinokid, Dec 5, 2007
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    A: because they like to sword fight.
    Q: darn my question was used in the example...ok...how about...
    why is there so much suffering in the world?
     
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    because Chuck Norris is upon us.

    Who doesnt like Chuck Norris Jokes??!?!?!?
     
    #26 Zak, Dec 5, 2007
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    Me.=] lol

    Q: Why does it rain?
     
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  8. Owen

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    Cause fire causes more damage.

    Why does the earth rotate on a tilt?
     
    #28 Owen, Dec 5, 2007
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    Cause its too fast to rotate straight.

    Q) why are some ppl gay?
     
    #29 Latinokid, Dec 5, 2007
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    Because they're attracted to men

    Why do the days get shorter in the winter?
     
    #30 Rette, Dec 5, 2007
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    Because they get cold and run home faster

    Why don't we live on the moon?
     
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    Because it's at most 10 inches in diameter.

    Why does philosophy exist?
     
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    So that the Greeks had something to do

    Why does science exist?
     
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    Because people got tired of philosophy.

    Who is Bill Gates?
     
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    he founded apple (i wonder if thats stupid enough).

    what is the purpose of precalculus in life?
     
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    Being before calculus.

    Why is "Macintosh" deliberately misspelled? (The apple is called McIntosh)
     
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    Because Ghandi said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" duhh!!

    Why is a girl called a "slut" if she sleeps around but a guy is just considered lucky?
     
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    A - Cuz the girls have no chance of ever sleeping with me, where as the guys do!

    Q - Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?
     
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    Because that's where the clouds form

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
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    Chickens are one step away from being brainless, dude. Why do they do anything?

    Why did the US launch spy satellites into orbit, really?
     
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