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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Owen

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    This kind of thread was on another forum that I frequent, so I decided to give it a shot here. Basically, you ask a smart question, and the next poster gives a dumb answer to it. Example.

    Q: What is the meaning of life?

    A: Being not dead.

    If you have trouble thinking of a question, try asking something relevant to the answer you gave. I'll start us off.

    Q: Why are the days getting shorter?
     
  2. pirateninja

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    So we can sleep longer.

    Why do men have nipples?
     
  3. Astaroth

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    A: Because the word "wimples" was already taken.

    Q: What's the easiest way to lose weight?
     
  4. EthanS

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    take some off??

    whats the purpose to life?
     
  5. Astaroth

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    A: To die.

    Q: Why do people have kids?
     
  6. Ty

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    A: Because there bored
    Q: Why do men have penises?
     
  7. EthanS

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    so they can wank XD

    why r there male and female, why not jus one?
     
  8. Astaroth

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    A: Because self-pollinating flowers have already taken that niche.

    Q: Where do we go once we die?
     
  9. EthanS

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    nowhere coz when u die ur spririt comes out where u died, so ur in the same place

    I heard we onkly use bit small % of our brain what the rest for??
     
  10. Steam Giant

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    A. It's like packing peanuts for the part you do use.

    Q. Is there a god?
     
  11. EthanS

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    Yer its me xD

    How was we created?
     
  12. Spark

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    computers
    (i dont think i should say what i was gonna put donw as an answer lol)


    how are babies made?
     
  13. Tom

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    a)by the baby-o-matic machine

    q) what is the lump on my foot?
     
  14. pirateninja

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    Because we'd be boring if we were the same

    Why do people think?
     
  15. Ty

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    Cause they can't think of anything better to do XD

    why do people have 5 fingers
     
  16. Urman

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    becuase your sixth finger was lost at birth

    Why does santa claus live in the north pole? (since its chrismas)
     
  17. Jim1454

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    A - Cuz he wanted to live in Canada!!!

    Q - Why is the sky blue?
     
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  18. Ty

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    Cause jupiter took red

    how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
     
  19. Astaroth

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    A: Not much.

    Q: 1 + 2 = ?
     
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    Why is it cold in winter?