Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

A - Satellites don't work as well if you bury them in the dirt...

Q - Why does the toast always land butter side down?

 

A: Because butter and floors are magnetically attracted to each other.

Q: How does quantum mechanics work?

 

By the continued efforts of mechanical quantums.

why is apple so much better than microsoft?

 

A - Apple designers are gay.

Q - Why are things that taste good usually bad for you?

 

Because things that taste bad are good for you, so it balances out

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

 

who would walk when we have cars! *drunken WOOOH!*


what do you beieve is the last great peice of literature you have read?

 

There's no such thing as a Peice of literature. Peice isn't a word.

Additionally, you only have to eat, drink, breathe and sleep. Everything else is optional. So technically, I don't have to read anything at all.

What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

 

It's the sun

Why do chicken have feathers?

 

A: So you can pluck the mothercluckers!

Q: How many fingers am I holding up?

 

so they don't freeze in the winter

Why are Peeps so delicious?

 

They aren't

Why is Christmas on 25th December?

 

crap. too slow,

too many to count.

Same question;
Why are Peeps so delicious?

 

Bacause the 24th was too early

Why am i here on earth?

 

A: Because Mars can't support life yet.

Q: What's the opposite of nice?

 

A: ecin

Q: why do we have to mind our p's and q's?

 

A: Because I already heart u (awww... *hugs*... hehe)

Q: What's the square root of 1?

 

A: 11

Q: Why do cars have wheels?

 

A: So they can roll away when you forget to leave them in park.

Q: What is the speed of light?

 

The same as the speed of dark.

What is 2 + 2?

 

A: ((2* 2)^2)/(2^2)

Q: Why do people speak different languages?