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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. sdc91

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    Because it's 2:36 AM where I live. Even though you don't live here.

    Why did I neglect to study as much as I wanted to this week?
     
    #101 sdc91, Dec 8, 2007
  2. InaRut

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    Because you were too busy saving the world.

    Why am I a member of Empty Closets?
     
    #102 InaRut, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because you are a walrus and I am a cat.

    Why is it dark already?
     
    #103 Paul_UK, Dec 8, 2007
  4. Owen

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    Because the sun needs sleep too.

    Why do the political parties need to fight so much?
     
    #104 Owen, Dec 8, 2007
  5. InaRut

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    Because they haven't watched enough barney, and don't know how to share.

    How could Laura Croft actually DESTROY Alantis?
    (I just finally found out what the story was to the first Laura Croft. Haha!)
     
    #105 InaRut, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because she got bored

    Why do I have to wait to see what college i get into?
     
    #106 WilbersRevenge, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because they took a lunch break.

    Why can't most fish live on land?
     
    #107 SkyTears, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because they don't have feet.

    Why do people go to sleep at night?
     
    #108 lodiug, Dec 8, 2007
  9. InaRut

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    So they have an ideal hiding spot againt scary monsters...under the covers.

    Why did Anakin Skywaker turn evil?
     
    #109 InaRut, Dec 8, 2007
  10. Midnight Angel

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    Cause looking at the same things all day long gets boring.

    Damn you InaRut

    Because he liked the Emperor's outfit better than the Jedi's

    Why is there daylight savings time?
     
    #110 Midnight Angel, Dec 8, 2007
  11. Ty

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    Because daylight's saving monies for christmas (?)


    Why do people enjoy pain?
     
    #111 Ty, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because they get bored of pleasure after awhile

    Why doesn't Paul_UK like water and getting his tail pulled?
     
    #112 waitingsucks, Dec 8, 2007
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    I'm guessing that he's a cat.. ^_^

    Why do people neglect the existence of UFOs?
     
    #113 crimsonarcher, Dec 8, 2007
  14. Psych!

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    'Cause the Aliens told them to.

    Why do we have to be part of a society that forces us to suffer through years of studies so we can, maybe, work until our bodies can't stand it anymore?    ​
     
    #114 Psych!, Dec 8, 2007
  15. InaRut

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    BLAME THE CORPORATIONS!
    *Burns his bra*
    Oh wait...


    Why was I wearing a bra?
     
    #115 InaRut, Dec 8, 2007
  16. Kovax14

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    Because your grandma took hers off and made you wear it.

    Why am I attracted to men?
     
    #116 Kovax14, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because men are attracted to you.

    Why can't I get out of Uruguay?
     
    #117 Miaplacidus, Dec 8, 2007
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    Because that would mean that life would be fair for once fred. Sorry Darling. Listen to Lulu.

    Why do memories fade, but photographs stay clear forever?
     
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    Because physical evidence is the most reliable!

    Why does having a phone in ur pocket give u cancer?
     
    #119 waitingsucks, Dec 9, 2007
  20. Psych!

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    Because you were born in July.

    Why does ∑ = mc^2?    ​
     
    #120 Psych!, Dec 9, 2007
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