Google Translator

English: "All you need is love, love is all you need."
English to French: "Tout ce qu'il vous faut, c'est l'amour, l'amour est tout ce qu'il vous faut."
French to Dutch: "All you need is love, liefde is alles wat je nodig hebt."
Dutch to German: "Alles, was Sie brauchen, ist Liebe, Liebe ist alles, was Sie brauchen."
German to Spanish: "Todo lo que necesitas es amor, el amor es todo lo que necesita".
Spanish to Greek: "Το μόνο που χρειάζεστε είναι αγάπη, αγάπη είναι όλα όσα χρειάζεται."
Greek to Hindi: "तुम सब की ज़रूरत प्यार है, प्यार करता हूँ तुम सब की ज़रूरत है."
Hindi to Japanese: "すべての必要な愛が、私はすべての必要性が大好きです"
Japanese to Russian: "Все это нуждается в любви, я люблю необходимость для всех".
Russian to Spanish: "Todo esto es necesario el amor, me encanta la necesidad de que todos".
Spanish to French: "Tout cela est nécessaire à l'amour, l'amour, je la nécessité pour tous".
French to English: "All this is necessary to love, love, I need for all".

 

Original : Squirrel pi will rule the world!
Finnish : Orava pii on sääntö maailmassa!
Hindi: गिलहरी सिलिकॉन नियम दुनिया है!
lithuanian : Silicis pasaulyje voverės taisyklė!
Swedish : Silicon är världens ekorrar regel!
Greek: πυρίτιο είναι ο κόσμος της σκίουροι κανόνα!
Chinese : 矽谷是世界的松鼠規則！
French: Silicon Valley est l'un des plus écureuils règle!
English : Silicon Valley is one of the squirrels rule!

ok then. How it got silicon valley I have no idea.

 

English: Us girls we are so magical soft skin red lips so kissable.
Croatian: Nas cure koje su tako čarobni mekana koža crvene usne pa kissable.
Dutch: Ons meisjes wij zo magisch zachte rode huid, zodat kissable Lips.
Norwegian: Oss jenter vi er så magisk huden myk røde lepper kysser slik stand
English: Us girls we are so magical soft skin red lips kiss so able.


That was not very entertaining, it almost stayed the same.

 

I'm trying this again.....

English:I do not know if I am straight, bi, or lesbian, but the chances of me being straight are not high.
Finnish: En tiedä, jos olen suora, bi tai lesbo, mutta mahdollisuudet minulle ovat suoria eivät ole korkeat.
Czech: Já nevím, jestli jsem rovně, dvakrát nebo lesbička, ale šance, pro mě je rovně není vysoká.
German: Ich weiß nicht, ob ich war gerade, zweimal oder lesbisch, aber die Chancen für mich ist auch nicht hoch.
Swedish: Jag vet inte om jag var straight, lesbisk eller två gånger, men chanserna för mig är inte hög.
English: I do not know if I was straight, lesbian or twice, but the chances of me is not high.

 

English: Power to the people
English to Arabic: السلطة الى الشعب
Arabic to Dutch: Alle macht aan het volk
Dutch to Finnish: Kaikki valta kansalle
Finnish to Spanish: Todo el poder al pueblo
Spanish to English:All power to the people

 

lol (truly)

 

English: Everybody's a little queer.
English to French: Tout le monde est un peu bizarre.
French to Spanish: Todo el mundo es un poco raro.
Spanish to Japanese: みんなが少し変だよな。
Japanese to Greek: Είναι όλοι τους λίγο περίεργο.
Greek to French: Il est un peu étrange.
French to English: It is a bit strange.

 

Another one for the Red Dwarf fans.

English: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden
English to Spanish: Es un pequeño, fuera de servicio el tráfico de Checoslovaquia director
Spanish to French: C'est un petit pas de service de trafic gardien de la Tchécoslovaquie
French to German: Es ist ein kleiner Service-Verkehr Wächter der Tschechoslowakei
German to Danish: Det er en lille service trafik vagter Tjekkoslovakiet
Danish to Swedish: Det är en liten tjänst trafik vakter Tjeckoslovakien
Swedish to English: It is a small service traffic guards Czechoslovakia

 

English: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky
to Bulgarian: Вярвам, че мога да летя Вярвам, че мога да докоснете небето
to Indonesian: Saya percaya saya dapat terbang saya dapat menyentuh langit
to Polish: Wierzę, że mogę latać mogę dotknąć nieba
to Catalan: Crec que puc volar em pot tocar el cel
to Croatian: Mislim da mogu letjeti mogu dodir neba
to Arabic: وأعتقد أن أستطيع أن أتطرق يطير في السماء
Back to English:I think that I would like to fly in the sky

 

a podcast I listen to's signature line

English: Thanks for walking the Wigglian Way.
English to French: Merci pour la marche Wigglian Way.
French to Greek: Σας ευχαριστώ για τα πόδια Wigglian Way.
Greek to Hindi: Wigglian रास्ता चलने के लिए धन्यवाद.
Hindi to Japanese: Wigglianする方法、ありがとう。
Japanese to Spanish: ¿Cómo Wigglian, gracias.
Spanish to English: How Wigglian, thank you.

not even close

 

English: The Red Sox came back from 7 runs down to win last night.
English to Greek:The Red Sox επέστρεψαν εκτελείται κάτω από τις 7 για να κερδίσει χτες το βράδυ.
Greek to Chinese:紅襪回來運行從7日至昨晚比賽。
Chinese to Japanese: レッドソックスの背中7日から昨日の夜は、ゲームを実行するようになる。
Japanese to English:Red Sox 7, 2007 from the back of last night, to run the game.

What ? :roflmao:

 

I'll use what Pirateninja did...

Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You Bastards!

Arabic: يا إلهي! لقد قتلوا كيني! لكم النذل!
Bulgarian: О, Боже! Убиха Кени! Вие калпазанин!
Catalan: Oh, Déu! Matar Kenny! Vostè mesos!
Chinese (Simplified): 哦，上帝！造成肯尼！你几个月！
Chinese (Traditional): 哦，上帝！造成肯尼！你幾個月！
Croatian: Oh, Bože! Kenny uzrok! A nekoliko mjeseci vas!
Czech: Ach, Bože! Kenny způsobit! Před několika měsíci jste!
Danish: Åh, Gud! Kenny årsag! For et par måneder siden, du!
Dutch: Oh, God! Kenny veroorzaken! Een paar maanden geleden jou!
English: Oh, God! Kenny cause! A few months ago you!

 

Roflmao!!!!

 

Agree. Just went to check the cabinet, found no Colorado

 

Original:

After a total of 21 translations through most of the languages on Google Translate, and back to English again:

Sounds kinky. I eat!

 

English : The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

French: Les gens qui sont assez fous pour penser qu'ils peuvent changer le monde, sont les ceux qui le font.

Russian: Люди, которые имеют достаточно ума думаю, что они могут изменить мир, являются те, кто делать.

German: Menschen, die einen Geist der Meinung, dass sie die Welt verändern kann, sind Diejenigen, die nicht

English: People who have a mind of the opinion that they can change the world, are Those who do not.

Guess it looses meaning in translation.

 

English: I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!
English to Arabic: أنا رجل لا الطقس ولكن التنبؤ تدعو لعدة بوصات الليلة!
Arabic to Bulgarian: Аз не съм човек, но призовава прогноза за времето в продължение на няколко инча довечера!
Bulgarian to Czech: Já nejsem člověk, ale počasí na dnešek několik centimetrů!
Czech to Filipino: Ako ay hindi isang tao, ngunit ang taya ng panahon para sa araw na ito ng ilang sentimetro!
Filipino to Traditional Chinese: 我不是一個人，但天氣預報今天幾厘米！
Traditional Chinese to Ukrainian: Я не людина, але погода сьогодні, за кілька сантиметрів!
Ukrainian to Slovenian: Jaz nisem človek, ampak danes vreme, nekaj cm!
Slovenian to English: I am not a man, but the weather today, a few centimeters!

...Big change in meaning.
Mental Note To Self: Don't use pickup lines in other languages.

 

"The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far ahead the road has gone, and I must follow, if I can."

Becomes:

"On the road than ever, and now some of the new port, and then died on the road, and I, if I can."

Well, it seems I get some alchohol, but die in the process. Oh well.

 

Original English:

Translated using same process as before:

 

English: A robot may not harm a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being come to harm. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

I went from English, to Arabic, to Dutch, to Italian, to Slovak, to Vietnamese, to Traditional Chinese, to Filipino, and back to English.

I got: Robots can not harm people or nothing for people to be so bad. Robot must obey the law of people unless such order of the conflict of law before. Robot has its own presence, so do not be protected, no non-compliance with the law, the first or second.