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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wander, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. Lawrence

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    I am going to abuse a thesaurus! :badgrin:

    My original text: We enter this magnum opus, by first noticing the striking contrast. The compendious nature visually and conceptually emboldens the eloquence of this minimalist piece, as if to beg the question 'what is art?' Indeed, we are left with a deeper appreciation for the limits of our world. What starts as hope soon deviates into a dialectic of distress, leaving only a sense of decadence and the dream of something more

    English > Turkish > Hebrew > Estonian > Spanish > Arabic > Ukrainian > Russian > Urdu > Swedish > English

    Translated text: First, recognize that achieving a striking contrast to this beautiful song. Visual and conceptual least statements within the reduced power, "What is art", a promotion problem. In fact, we will go deeper than the limits of our evaluation. And hope to start, but the dialectical imagination malicious sense of maturity as a result of the inability comments
     
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    Pure genius! :icon_wink
     
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    Thank you. It is the result of pure boredom!

    I read your previous posts in here and some sure turned out funky too :grin:
     
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    There used to be a site that would do this automatically, but I can't seem to find it. :/ Oh well


    English: I need more sleep and one of my teeth suddenly hurts.
    Spanish: Necesito más sueño y uno de mis dientes de repente me duele.
    Arabic: أنا بحاجة الى مزيد من النوم واحدة من أسناني يضر فجأة
    Swahili: Mimi haja ya kulala zaidi na ghafla moja ya meno yangu kuumiza.
    Turkish: Ben daha fazla uyku ve zarar benim dişlerin aniden birine ihtiyacımız var.
    Mandarin: 我需要更多的睡眠损失和我的牙齿突然之一。
    Icelandic: Ég þarf meiri svefn tap og skyndilega einn af tönnum mínum.
    German: Ich brauche mehr Schlaf Verlust und plötzlich einer meiner Zähne.

    -->English: I need more sleep loss and suddenly one of my teeth.


    Eh, not so terrible. :lol:
     
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    Exhaust gases going to the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens, and you go faster.
    English > Afrikaans > Czech > German > Zulu > English

    The exhaust gases enter the turbocharger and change, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

    Wow, almost spot on.
     
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    Original text: I ate more spaghetti than what would be considered humanly possible. In turn, I exploded immediately.

    English>Latin>Norwegian>French>Chinese (Traditional)>English

    End result: T I eat too much is that it is impossible for people. On the other hand, it is not recognized at one time.
     
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    I am super gay became it was super hot
     
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    English: The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
    Spanish: La noble y antigua casa de los negros
    Belarusian: Старадаўні высакародны дом Чорны
    Polish: Starożytna Noble House Black
    Latin: Domus Antiqua Niger Noble
    Japanese: 古代ブラックノーブルハウス
    Greek: Αρχαία μαύρο Noble House
    Hungarian: Ősi fekete Noble House

    English: Ancient black Noble House

    Erm, well, maybe the context has changed a little bit, but overall it did an okay job! XD
     
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    English: I am going to try and stay awake to watch "Rogue One" tonight.
    Arabic: وانا ذاهب الى محاولة البقاء مستيقظا لمشاهدة "روغ واحد" هذه الليلة.
    Norwegian: Jeg skal prøve å holde seg våken for å se på "Rogue One" i kveld.
    Polish: Postaram się nie zasnąć do obejrzenia "Rogue One" wieczorem.
    Mandarin: 我会尽量保持清醒,晚上看“霸一方”。
    Russian: Я буду стараться не спать по ночам, чтобы увидеть "изгоев один."
    Welsh: Byddaf yn ceisio i beidio â gysgu yn y nos i weld "a twyllodrus."
    Latin: Ego experiri non dormiunt nocte videre "improbus."


    --> English: I try not to sleep at night to see "a dishonest man."

    Ha! That one turned out well.
     
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    English: Felicity Smoak is so fucking hot.
    Arabic: فيليسيتي Smoak هو سخيف جدا الساخنة.
    Lithuanian: Felicity Smoak yra taip sušikti karšta.
    Tamil: ஃபெலிசிடி Smoak சூடான எனவே செக்ஸ் இருக்கிறது.
    Scots Gaelic: Felicity Smoak So gnè teth.
    Mandarin: 富临Smoak所以热性。
    Viet: Felicity Smoak quá nóng.


    English: Felicity Smoak overheating.
    :lol:
     
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    Original text: The little girl ran up to her mother with a splinter in her finger. Sobbing, she asks her mother to remove the splinter. Her mother comforts her and removes the splinter. The girl gives her a big hug, and goes back to playing pirates with the boys

    Latin > Russian > German > Norwegian > English

    End result: He ran to the mother of the girl splinter in your finger. Cilia Shard asked his mother. Mother calms and soothes splints. Many boys and girls have returned to film pirates

    :lol: :roflmao:
     
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    I call this one, the mostly-symbol trip.

    Original: Knowing that one day, you will find yourself on the right path... It fills you with determination.

    English --> Japanese: ある日、あなたは正しい道のりで自分自身を見つけることができます...それはあなたの決意で満たされます。
    Japanese --> Malay: Satu hari, anda boleh mendapati diri anda dengan cara yang betul ... ia dipenuhi dengan keputusan anda.
    Malay --> Lao: ມີມື້ຫນຶ່ງ, ທ່ານອາດຈະຊອກຫາຕົວທ່ານເອງໃນວິທີການສິດທິໃນການ ... ມັນແມ່ນເຕັມໄປດ້ວຍການຕັດສິນໃຈຂອງທ່ານ.
    Lao --> Russian: Однажды, вы можете найти себя в правильном направлении ... она полна решений.
    Russian --> Spanish: Un día, usted puede encontrarse en la dirección correcta ... está llena de decisiones.

    Spanish --> English (Final result): One day, you may find yourself in the right direction ... it is full of decisions.

    I mean. It's not right when comparing to my original sentence. But it's not wrong you feel me?
     
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    Not all those who wander are lost

    Arabic: ليس كل من تجول تاه
    Latin: Omnes qui errant non
    French: Tous ceux qui errent ne sont pas
    Slovak: Všetci, ktorí putujú sú
    Russian: Все, кто блуждает в
    Spanish: Todos los que vagan en

    and back to English: All who wander in
     
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    Here's the original, and I'm so sorry about this...

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is now way that a bee should be able to fly. It's tiny wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

    And here is my process: English>Spanish>Arabic>Welsh>Mongolian>Thai>Luxenbourgish>Simplified Chinese>Greek>Japanese> Back to Englsh yields the reuslt:

    Air Force, based on the law, all people who know the rules, he can fly. This fat is very small from one side of the body. Of course, people know what they want to achieve, so BEE fly.
     
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    Original text: Some people don't know how to feel. We should pity them because the best part about being human, is being able to experience emotions. Small things that make the world go round and make us unique beings. Also, it is said that only humans and apes have to intelligence to recognise themselves in a mirror

    Xhosa > Albanian > Serbian > Portuguese > Thai > Bengali > Back to English

    End result: Some people know how you feel. It's a shame to be a good part of the people, the little things that go on around the world will be his ability to experience and become an expert. He only recognize Ling smart mirror.
     
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    Original text is the Bee Movie opening of course :wink: - According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

    English > Czech > Spanish > Danish > Amharic > German > Arabic > Burmese > Hindi > Slovak > Japanese > English

    Final Result:We know aviation law, bees have to fly there. body fat and gain more earth mound. Venga, of course, these bees do not care what they think is impossible. Who flies.

    Basically, all the connectives and about two sentences were lost in translation lol.
     
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    English:I am the lord of time itself!
    Spanish:¡Yo soy el señor del tiempo mismo!
    German:Ich bin der Herr der Zeit selbst!
    Arabic:'ana rabb alwaqt nafsh!
    Polish:Jestem głową w tym samym czasie!
    Japanese:Watashi wa dōjini atamadesu!
    Latin:Ego caput simul!
    And back to English:I head at the same time!
     
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    Original text: The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. General rule of thumb is not to expect anything, hence eliminating disappointment

    Basque > Czech > French > Latvian > Dutch > Igbo > Back to English

    End result: The higher the average, what is the name. In general, do anything, how to remove zafixovaných as expected
     
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    English: I once managed to scare the crap out of my cat by letting her smell a tangerine
    Vietnamese: Tôi đã từng quản lý để hù dọa các crap ra khỏi con mèo của tôi bằng cách để cho mùi cô một quýt
    Latvian: Man izdevās skandāla crap no manu kaķi, ļaujot viņai saost mandarīns
    Hmong: Kuv muaj kev tswj los hem kom ntshai tus crap tawm ntawm kuv lub miv, cia nws hnov tsw mandarin
    Chichewa: Ine anakwanitsa kuwopsyeza zopanda pake mu mphaka wanga, kumulola iye fungo m'Chimandarini
    Somali: Waxaan ahaa awoodaan in ay cabsi soo cabatay ee aan bisad, ha ku udgoonsado Mandarin ee Shiinaha
    Urdu: I، گھٹیا میں نے ایک بلی ہے ڈرانا، مینڈارن چینی سونگھ نہیں ہے کے قابل تھا
    Italian: Io, un gatto spaventa la merda, sono stato in grado mandarino cinese non puzza
    English: I, a cat scares the shit, I was able Mandarin Chinese does not stink

    ...well
     
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    Original text: Warning! Warning! System reboot required. Click ok to continue, cancel to abort mission and don't forget to put ice in your drink on a hot day

    Spanish>Bengali>Dutch>Irish>Kyrgyz>Estonian>back to English

    Result: Warning! Warning! Requires a system reboot. Click OK to continue the mission and do not forget to cancel the cancellation of the day, put ice in your drink

    Close enough :shrug: :lol: