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EnglishI'm gay, i like boys.
Eng-Czech: Jsem gay, líbí se mi chlapci.
Cze-Bulgarian :Аз съм гей, харесва момчета.
Bul-Russian: Я гей, как и мальчики.
Rus-Polish: Ja jako gej chłopcy.
Polish-English: I am as gay boys.

Aha, close.

 

Eng:It happens to everyone, don't get yourself chewed up. It was bound to happen sooner or later, I don't care, honestly. PREMATURE EJACULATION, THE REAL CAUSE FOR DIVORCE!

Russian:
Это происходит на всех лиц, не получают сами жеваный. Это было неизбежно произойдет, рано или поздно, я не люблю, честно. Преждевременной эякуляции, реальная причина для развода!
Chinese (trad): 它發生的所有這些誰沒有得到自己嚼。這是必然會發生的遲早，我不喜歡，誠實。早洩，真正的原因離婚！
Latvian:
Tas noticis visiem, kas nav košļājamā paši. Šis ir jābūt agrāk vai vēlāk, man nepatīk godīgumu. Pāragrs ejakulācija, ka patiesais iemesls šķirties!
Japanese:
すべての人が自分でそしゃくされていませんが起こった。これは必要、遅かれ早かれ、私は正直好きではないです。早漏、離婚のための本当の理由！
Eng:
All of the people has not been chewing on my happened. It should sooner or later, I honestly do not like. Premature ejaculation, the real reason for the divorce!
Whey, it got the last bit almost perfectly.

 

english; the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
danish; quick brun ræv hopper over den dovne hund.
french; le renard brun rapide saute les paresseux, cependant.
german; fuchs springt die braune schnelle faul, aber.
finnish; brown kettu hyppää on laiska nopeasti kuitenkin.
norwegian; brown fox jumps er lat raskt, selv om.
english; brown fox jumps are lazy quickly, though.

and with my brilliant language skills; it messed up from danish to french.

 

There is a jujube in my Zen garden. Whatever will I do?

Japanese:
私の禅庭にナツメです。何をしたらいいのだろうか？

Indonesian:
Jujube di taman saya Zen. Apa yang harus saya lakukan?

Latvian:
Jujube manā Zen dārzs. Ko man darīt?

Greek:
Λάδι jojoba μου στον κήπο Zen. Τι πρέπει να κάνω;

Swedish:
Jojobaolja i min trädgård Zen. Vad ska jag göra?

Philipino:
Jojoba langis sa aking Zen hardin. Ano ang dapat kong gawin?

Chinese:
霍霍巴油在我的禪宗花園。我應該怎麼辦？

Arabic:
Jojoba ? النفط في بلدي حديقة زن. كيف ينبغي أن أفعل

Back to English:
Oil in my Zen garden. How should I do? Jojoba

Tee hee!! How did oil get in my sand? Was it when I changed it to Arabic? ;-) And perhaps I should start signing everything "From your pal, Jojoba" from now on.

 

English: “The moon was overhead by now, and as she walked she watched it slowly descend toward the west. She did not know how long she walked - time seemed to be compressed, as it was when she walked to Rook Hill.”


English to Filipino: "Ang buwan ay overhead sa pamamagitan ng ngayon, at bilang siya walked pinapanood niya ito dahan-dahan bumaba sa dakong kanluran. Hindi niya alam kung gaano katagal siya walked - time tila ay naka-compress na, tulad ng ito ay kapag siya walked sa Rook Hill ".


Filipino to Japanese: 「月は今では、オーバーヘッドであり、彼は彼がそれがゆっくりと西に向かって降りて見て歩いたように、彼は彼が歩いてどのくらい知りませんでした - 。彼が歩いたときにそれがあったように時間は、圧縮されるように見えましたルーク・ヒル」。


Japanese to Italian: Nel "mese ormai, è in testa, mentre camminava di guardare in basso verso l'ovest è che è lento, non sapeva quanto egli sta camminando -. Quando camminava il tempo perché era esso, Luca Hill sembrava essere compresso. "


Italian to English: In "month now, is in the lead, as he went to look down to the West is that it is slow, did not know what he is walking -. When he walked the time because it was, Luke Hill seemed to be compressed."

XD (quote from Ash by Malinda Lo)

 

English: Better friendly than scary; better smooth than hairy; better have cream for that strawberry

Spanish: Mejor ambiente que el miedo; distribuir mejor de lo cabelludo; mejor tener la crema para que la fresa

Latin: Melius est quam timor aeris; distributio capillos; melius est enim fragum elit

Russian: Это лучше, чем страх атмосферы; распределение волос; Это лучше для клубничный суп

Afrikaans: Dit is beter as die vrees van die atmosfeer; verspreiding hare; Dit is beter vir aarbei sop

Back to English: This is better than the fear of the atmosphere; distribution hair; It is better for strawberry soup

I think it's safe to say, this was lost in translation :lol: :roflmao:

 

English: Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that.
English to Serbian: Тама не може отјерати таму, само светлост може учинити
Serbian to Vietnamese: Bóng tối không thể xua tan bóng tối, chỉ có ánh sáng có thể làm
Vietnamese to Spanish: La oscuridad no puede expulsar a la oscuridad, sólo la luz puede hacer
Spanish to Bulgarian: Тъмнината не може да прогони тъмнина, само светлината може да се направи
Bulgarian to Finnish: Pimeys ei voi ajaa pois pimeyden vain valo voi tehdä
Finnish to English: Darkness can not drive out darkness, only light can do

Damn that finnish translation is horrible... :lol:

 

English: The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep is sick
English to Spanish: Sexa oveja del sexto jeque enfermo está enfermo
Spanish to Dutch: Sexa schapen zesde zieke sjeik is ziek
Dutch to Afrikaans: Sexa skape sesde siek sjiek is siek
Afrikaans to Xhosa: Sexa iigusha yesithandathu abagulayo chic ugula
Xhosa to Esperanto: Dum la sxafoj malsana sesa chic malsana
Esperanto to Korean: 양 아픈 여섯 번째 세련된 아픈 동안
Korean to Portuguese: Seis ovelhas doentes durante o elegante nonagésimo
Portuguese to English: Six sick sheep in the elegant ninetieth

What?

 

English: It's better to walk unknown paths than to stay in the same spot and miss out on something amazing

Basque: Hobe da bide ezezagun dan oinez to muntaia spot jarraituko du eta galdu zerbait harrigarria on

Icelandic: Það er betra að ganga um leið er óþekkt og söfnuðurinn mun halda áfram að missa eitthvað ótrúlega á staðnum

German: Es ist besser, der Weg ist nicht bekannt, zu gehen, und die Gemeinde wird auch weiterhin etwas Besonderes vor Ort zu verlieren

English: It is better the way is not known to go, and the community will continue to lose something special on the spot

Meh, close enough

 

English: I really want a purse made of leather
Zulu: Ngifuna ukukushintsha nge- mpela isikhwama ezenziwe ngesikhumba esishukiwe
Slovenian: Res bi rad, da se torbica narejena iz usnja
Hawaiian: I Ke Kuahiwi O maoli e like me ia eke hana o kaʻili
Russian: Я бы очень хотел сделать с ней мешками дождя
Hawaiian: I want to do with the mau'eke
English: I want to do with the mau'eke

 

From a random quote on google:
English: I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script.
Turkish:Kafamda bir konuşma planı ve diğer kişinin lanet senaryoyu takip etmez nefret ediyorum.
Japanese: 私の頭の中でのトーク計画と私は他の人が気スクリプトに従わない嫌い。
Arabic: وخطة الكلام في رأسي وأنا أكره أن الآخرين لا تتبع النصي العقل.
Malayalam: ഞാൻ എന്റെ തലയിൽ പ്ലാൻ സംസാരിക്കും ഞാൻ മറ്റുള്ളവരെ മനസ്സിന്റെ സ്ക്രിപ്റ്റ് പിന്തുടരുന്നത് എന്ന് വെറുക്കുന്നു.
Chichewa: Ndilankhula ku mutu wanga, ndipo ine ndimadana kuti kukonza kutsatira script a maganizo a ena.
English: I speak to my head, and I hate to repair a script to follow the views of others.

 

English: I'm so blue I'm greener than purple
English to Chinese: 我很藍我比紫色更環保
Chinese to Greek: Είμαι Μπλε είμαι πιο πράσινο από μωβ
Greek to Zulu: Ngingumfana Blue Ngingumfana iluhlaza kunayo purple
Zulu back to English: I'm Blue I'm greener than the purple

Not to impressive. :dry:

 

English: My best friend is the best drag queen I know.

English to Dutch: Mijn beste vriend is de beste drag queen die ik ken.
Dutch to French: Mon meilleur ami est le meilleur drag queen Je sais.
French to Polish: Mój najlepszy przyjaciel jest najlepszym Drag queen wiem.
Polish to English: My best friend is the best drag queen I know.

 

English: Cat aliens are trying to break into my room.

English to Russian:иностранцы Cat пытаются проникнуть в мою комнату.
Russian to Hungarian: Cat idegenek próbálnak bejutni a szobámba.
Hungarian to Korean: 내 방에 들어 가려고 고양이 외계인.
Korean to Welsh: cath Alien i fynd i mewn i fy ystafell.
Welsh to Telugu: విదేశీ పిల్లి నా గదిలోకి వెళ్ళి.

Telegu to English: Foreign cat to go into my room.

Not that interesting a result lol, I've seen some pretty funny translations before though.

 

English: The fastest way of losing someone, is holding on too tight

German: Der schnellste Weg, jemanden zu verlieren, hält zu eng an

Chichewa: Njira yothetsera kutaya munthu mabasi kuti titsatire

Luxembourgish: D'Léisung ass vun Bussen ze entsuergen ze verfollegen

Sesotho: Tharollo ke ho lahla rectification sa khaotseng

English: The solution is to dispose of ongoing rectification

Uhm, okay :lol:

 

English - I haven't the faintest idea
->Japanese - 私は皆目考えを持っていません
->Russian - Я не Kaimoku есть идея
->Georgian - მე არ მაქვს იდეა Koimoku
->Hawaiian - I ka mea, aole lakou i ike Koimoku
->Arabic - أنا لم أر السر
->Finnish - En ole nähnyt salaista
->English - I have not seen a secret

Weird...

 

English: Would you let me draw for you?
Japanese: あなたは私があなたのために描きましょうでしょうか？
Arabic: وكنت أود أن ألفت بالنسبة لي هو أنت؟
Slovak: Bol by som rád, aby som ich vám?
Korean: 나는 당신에게 가져다 드릴까요?
Urdu: میں آپ کو کیا لا سکتا ہے؟
English: I can bring you?

...How...

 

English: Games and stuff are fun untill someone gets hurt.
German: Spiele und Sachen machen Spaß, bis jemand verletzt wird.
Nepalese: खेल र सामान मजा कसैले सम्म चोट हुन्छ।
Latin: Donec quis tellus diam ludis debilitatum.
Urdu: ماڈل آفت سے حواس باختہ آن لاین DIAM کے گیمز کون.
Welsh: Model unnerved gan y drychineb sy'n All-lein Gemau diam.
Arabic: نموذج سبب توتر جراء الكارثة الذي غير متصل ألعاب بقطر.
French: Raison Modèle tendues par la catastrophe, qui est relié à des jeux de diamètre.
Norwegen: På grunn anstrengt av katastrofen modell, som er koblet til diameter spill.
Basque: Hondamendi eredua, hau da, diametroa jokoak konektatutako arabera iragazi delako.
English: Catastrophic model, that is, because it is filtered by the diameter of the connected games.

Okay.... at least one word is the same xD:roflmao:

 

English: Never underestimate the power of an angry woman

Basque: Inoiz ez gutxietsi haserre emakume boterea

Filipino: Huwag maliitin ang kapangyarihan ng magagaliting babae

Maori: Eiaha e vahavaha i te mana o te wahine riri

Georgian: შეუფასებლობა არ ქალის გაბრაზებული

Samoan: Aua neʻi taufaatauvaaina ita se tamaitai

Albanian: Kurrë mos nënvlerësojnë një grua e zemëruar

English: Never underestimate a woman angry

Meh, close enough

 

Afrikaans: Die einde van die reënboog sal jou aanhou ontwyk, tot jy jou verstand en denke vrystel

English: The end of the rainbow will continue to elude you, until you release your mind and thoughts

Samoan: le a faaauau pea le faaiuga o le nuanua e seuseu 'ese ia te oe, seia oo ina e tatala lou mafaufau ma lou manatu

French: se poursuivra jusqu'à la fin de l'arc en ciel pour vous échapper, jusqu'à ce que vous ouvrez votre esprit et pensez

German: bis zum Ende des Regenbogens wird auch weiterhin zu entkommen, bis Sie Ihren Geist öffnen und denken

Afrikaans: Tot die einde van die reënboog sal voortgaan om te ontsnap totdat jy jou gedagtes oop en dink

English: Until the end of the rainbow will continue to escape until you open your mind and think

Close enough