Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Earth isn't living silly! Just the stuff on it.

Why is the keys on the keyboard mixed up?

 

Because the Powerpuff Girls ran over it

Why do kids love Disney?

 

Subliminal messaging tells them too.

Why do I always stay up so late and not get sleepy?

 

Because you're an owl.

Why Am I Nocturnal as well?

 

because you are a bat

why do fools fall in love? lmao

 

Because they're elvis.

Why do fools rush in? o.o;

 

coz theres no such place as silliy room.

Why do we wear socks?

 

To keep Hanes in business.

Why do shoes have laces?

 

So they can be called Lacey (girls name <.<) =D

Why is today easter?

 

Cause Jesus said so.

Why does Great Britain have a monarchy?

 

Because they modeled it after the United States' republic

Why haven't I told more people about my sexuality?

 

because you cant remember your sexuality.

why do we only have 0 to 9?

 

You're right, since 789, we should only have 0 to 8.​

 

You didn't asked a question

 

You didn't either

What color is Pink Lemonade? XD

 

Because the lemons are GAYS XD

With what frecuency does an earthquake strikes any part of the world?

 

A: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your benzadrine, oh, oh.

Q: If you had the power to change absolutely anything in the world, what would it be?

Lex

 

My lightbulbs

If you could ask any question to a friend why would you?

 

cause i wanna

What is the square root of pie?