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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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    You'd rather they flew?

    Why do people answer a question with a question?
     
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    It's easier, isn't it?

    Why is chocolate so awesome?
     
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    Because Republicans took away the rainbow snow.

    Why is showing your ass called mooning?
     
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    Because the man on the moon started it.

    Why do cats get hairballs?
     
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    Because baldballs was already taken

    Why do cats land on their feet?
     
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    Because they have magnets in their feet.

    What happens if you give a dog peanut butter?
     
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    it will ask for jelly and bread

    why do people like Paris Hilton?
     
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    Because she's incredibly charismatic, intelligent and witty.


    Why do Americans Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway?
     
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  10. GunStarre

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    Because we like to confuse people. And if we're not on our country, we like to confuse ourselves!

    Why are people smart?
     
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    To make people ask stupid questions

    Who is the fat lady, and why is it over when SHE sings?
     
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    cause everyones so shocked that she has a zit on her forehead.

    What is the relation between music and mental health?
     
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    the "m"

    why is there never anything on tv?
     
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    Because you need to turn it on first.


    Why am I still awake?
     
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    coz you arent sleeping.

    Why does light travel faster than sound?
     
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    Because light is lighter than sound!!!

    Why is Kirby pink?
     
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    Because pink is awesome.

    Why is 23?
     
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    Because 23 is 24.

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    Because you touch yourself at night!

    Why do I find Pete Wentz so hot?
     
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    Because Pete is some stranger you don't know.

    Why does BreakingGlass find Pete Wentz Hot?
     
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