Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

No because there are always illegal and legal aliens coming to any country at any given time.

Why isn't black a color?

 

Because it has no hue??

Why are my bedroom walls pink?

 

Because they're lonely

What is true pain?

 

Stabbing yourself with a spoon.

Why does Queen sound sooo good this late at night?

 

b/c you're tired/queen always sounds good. duh

What does RNA stand for/mean?

 

Royal Nuisance Academy

Why are bra sizes weird?

 

Because boobs are weird.

How do blankets keep you warm?

 

They trap the heat inside and the cold air outside

What's a plasma ball?

 

Those Plasma Balls are really fascinating. There is a high voltage source
attached to the inner ball that causes a current to flow to the nearest point
with a lower voltage. The ball is filled with a gas that glows when it has
electricity flowing through it. When nothing is touching the ball, the current
just flows anywhere onto the ball. When you touch the ball, some of the current
can flow through the glass and into you. Because your body is providing a place
for the current to flow, the electricity keeps flowing and the lines of current
can stay connected to the point on the ball that you are touching.


why don't any of the guys on EC live anywhere near me?
not cool

 

Because you live in the middle of Nowhere.

Why are my curtains purple?

 

because purple is the unofficial color of the gay community? (well, next to the rainbow)

why don't they play more jefferson airplan on the radio?

 

because the radio is trying to keep the black man down?

Why does bologne have the plastic casing around it when sliced?

 

Many men have tried to answer this question and failed

Will lost every end?

 

Uhh... Fish

Will the world as we know it collapse under the power of a giant cat?

 

No..under the power of a giant dog.

What's a mouse?

 

The thingy that clicks, or squeeks.

 

What causes lunar eclipses?

 

Because a black hole is sucking up the time, duh =P

Why am I so tired? >..

 

because you are allergic to coffee

why is it so hot right now?