Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Cause he is retarded!

Who is wierd enough to drink diet coke?

 

:tears: Meany!

People that super-size their McDonalds's meals.

Why is their so much salt in the ocean?

 

obviously because people like sugar better.

Why do people fall in love?

 

because someone gives them something to trip over.

why did god decide snow would be a good idea? :dry:

 

Because he did something and white stuff came out accidentally. <.<;;;;

Why did I just say that? :3

 

You didn't. You typed it.

Why does Arby's rock so much?

 

They don't, you just imagine it.

Why does Wendy's serve Baked Potatoes?

 

Because something has to be on the value menu

Why do people go vegan?

 

Cause otherwise they'd be cannibals.

Why do people eat meat?

 

because vegetables are poisonous

why do people want to be rich?

 

because Rich is a nice guy

Why can't cars run on oxygen?

 

Because that'd might be good for the environment and oil companies wouldn't like it.

Why does the government put such high prices on fuel?

 

Because they blow it all up and then say we use it.

Why does my cat chase it's tail?

 

Because it tastes like tuna

Why do you park on a driveway?

 

Because we already drive in the parkway.

Why am I so hungry? >_<

 

Because you need food.

Why do I love chicken so much?

 

Because you don't like rooster.

Why does the sky turn dark?

 

So the sun can get to sleep

What is my favourite colour?

 

Black, because it isn't a color.

Why do Koala's start so small as babies?

 

so they dont get too big when they grow up.

How did Earth become a living planet?