Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

there is no square root of pi. pies are round and they dont grow in the ground so they dont need roots.

does the pie in a pie floater actually float?

 

No, it sinks.

What is in Crystal Light?

 

Yellow Cystals

What is inside a tofurkey?

 

two fur keys (to fur key) haha

Who was Winston Churchill??????

 

Some dude who built a church on a hill
Who is George Bush?

 

A guy named george with a bush! (Kinky )

Why is the lightbulb called a bulb?

 

It donst weigh much

Why is a duck called a duck?

 

Because they used to be shorter, but forgot to duck, so their neck got stretched.

Why is Pocahontas the only princess not in Kingdom Hearts 1/2?

 

Because they were too lazy to finish the other half

Why is techno music called techno?

 

cause there is no technology involed cause it sux! jk

What is liverpool?

 

It is a big ditch with a whole bunch of used livers. Why are dogs called dogs?

 

because spelt backwards they'd take over the world, and we can't have that now can we?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

because they wanted to get to the other side what makes tickle me elmo tickle?

 

YOU!

What is an example of an onomatopoeia?

 

Your mom?
Why does my computer always have the Blue Screen of Death™ pop up?

 

because it cant pop down

why do bananas dance on forums?

 

Because forums can't dance on them.

Why is awkward silence ^'s motto?

 

He's shy.

What is the IQ of Paris Hilton?

 

-1.10982365881e¤¤314 why do dogs howl when they hear a siren

 

They don't want to be outdone.

Why does light travel faster than sound?