Your Favorite Quotes/Lines

has t be george best something along the lines of - i spent my money on boozing women and fast cars, the rest i squandered

 

"The existence of barley and hops is proof that there is a god and that he loves us."
-Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let people drive you crazy if it's within walking distance." -Taylor

"I don't trust women. I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -Taylor (who, funnily enough, is female)

 

thats actuallly a mr garrison quote from south park!

 

I enjoy the full version of that quote: "F**k me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa to you?"

 

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

 

"A good teacher will never teach you what to think, but instead how to think." - my phenominal World History teacher

 

wow, that is good. Im used to teachers just trying to control your opinion.

 

"Those against me are not ignorant, but blind." ~Mood

"Last night about nine P.M., the doorbell rings. A bunch of kids were standing there wearing their gang colors and demanding money. Those Girl Scouts are unbelievable." ~Paula Bell

 

plankton - crab- planton - crab - plantkon-crab- spongbob ^^
hope any one knows wut im talkijg about

 

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"I may not agree with what you are saying, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

 

winning isn't everything.....but loseing sucks!

 

I love that line!
and the movie!

 

From Will and Grace when Jack and Karen are stalking Stanley to see if he's cheating on Karen

 

My New Sig

 

This is my facebook quotes page:

"If someone shows you who they are, believe them"- Maya Angelou

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles" - Charles Chaplan

"vengence is for people who dont have the patience for karma" - Carrie Fisher

"no one can make you feel inferior without your consent" - Eleanor Roosevelt

"In the end, a person is only known by the effect they had on others." - Jim Stoval

"You gave me life. Now show me how to live." - Chris Cornell

"Life is like a documentary. It's....real." John Caleb Warren

"Should I decide it's true: That you'd return if given half the chance to come? But it's not true." -William Fitzsimmons

“America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.”
- Georges Clemenceau

Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.
- Marilyn Manson

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
Mark Twain

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.
Alexander the Great

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
Alexander the Great

I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is excellent, than in the extent of my power and dominion.
Alexander the Great

There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
Alexander the Great

“If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.”

“He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still” - Lao Tzu

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill

"He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Winston Churchill

To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy. - Sun Tzu

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tzu

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely eve

 

i had him explain to me what he went to jail for several times, because it sounds like what i do here every single day :roflmao:

 

So apparently a pretty car and Starbucks is all it takes to get into my pants. - *sigh* me.

 

In Calculus (a class where I'm pretty much the only one who gets it) one day:
Girl: (To teacher) You know how in algebra we'd go up to the board and play games to review for the test? We should do that in here.
Me: That would be fun, in a trainwreck sort of way.

In Chemistry last year:
Teacher: You guys had a really hard time struggling on that test.
and
Teacher: Mmm, smell that acid!
and
Teacher: It's not my job to teach you the material!

From musicals:
The Secret Garden
Rose: He can't believe you love him and neither can I! (It's more awesome because it's so melodramatic and British)

Into the Woods
Prince Charming: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.

From the Midwest Teen Sex Show (an informational/hilarious podcast geared toward teens):
"Prostates are like unicorns: hard to find, but once you do... magic!"
and
"This may not look pretty, but it's sure gonna feel mighty good once it's inside you." (Referring to a dish called the Chocolate Peanut Butter Wiener Surprise)