Your Favorite Quotes/Lines

i could go out tonight, get absolutely wrecked in a club,
snog a fit bloke, just ram my tounge right down his throat,
have someone hold my hair while im sick over the toilet,
then go to bed with my dogs.

-Jodie Marsh

 

my favourite lines are from the L word at the minute, i like

Paige - i don't want you to think that i expect you to jump into a relationship with me.
Shane - Okay...
Paige - i'll give you like a week or two...

it just makes me laugh lol.

there are more, but i can't be bothered right now lol

 

first off, i like my signature. it's from a shirt i own. in english it's:
"one shirt can change the world. what we choose to buy, or not to buy, collectively, can change the course of the life and the history in this planet."

convo someone from camp had:
girl: what's that in ur pocket?
guy: it's a bottle of ketchup i took from the dining hall
girl: why do you have a bottle of ketchup in your pocket?
guy: i've always wanted a bottle of ketchup

same camp, we were playing baseball, i hit the ball, and it bounced and shot up the pitcher's (counselor) shorts:
me: omg! he definitely interferred with my ball!
my friends: you definitely interferred with HIS balls!

at camp, discussing how we could sneak in food (from our one trip to town):
me: we could hide cookies in a tampon box...
.........*discussion*.....
them: we could hide them in a condom box!
me: NO! hide condoms in a cookie box!

stupid mistakes that evolved into jokes:"stop popping my parade!" and "stop raining on my bubble!"

from rent:
"forget regret, or life is yours to miss"

 

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991)


Wednesday and Pugsley are at their lemonade stand. They are negotiating with a PRISSY LITTLE GIRL IN A GIRL SCOUT UNIFORM. The girl scout carries several boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

GIRL SCOUT: (with grave doubts) Is this made from real lemons?

WEDNESDAY: Yes.

GIRL SCOUT: I only like all-natural foods and beverages. Organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

PUGSLEY: Yes.

GIRL SCOUT: Well... I tell you what. I'll buy a cup, if you buy a box of my delicious girl scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

WEDNESDAY: Are they made from real girl scouts?

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[Wednesday and Pugsley are about to bury two people.]

PUGSLEY: Are they dead?

WEDNESDAY: Does it matter?

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MRS: TULLEY: What are you, darling? Where's your costume?

WEDNESDAY: This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.

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I love the Addams Family.

 

"It isn't where you came from, its where you're going that counts."

~Ella Fitzgerald~


I'm not sure how other people feel, but I'm inspired by it

 

Me : Don't be scared of her [a bitchy boss], and don't be shy.
Friend : Well... I'll keep on being shy and I'll bite my lips to feel better :lol:

 

Hmm there was one from Devil May Cry that I liked

"The path to redemption is cleaned with blood"

 

"Sean, only YOU'D get a kick out of something that has to do with Swedish"

My friends know me too well.

 

"you just have to go after what you want and if it dosent want you back then be it so it dosent deserve you" - nicole richie

and.........

"fuck my life"

 

'Dream liek you'll live forever. Live liek you'll die today'

----James Dean

'Life is hard. After all it kills you'
----ok someone said this but I forgot who v.v

 

well all my quotes are from songs...but here we go:

'we must have lost our minds, cos we might lose our heads,
we're the kids who wanna play with the dead' - Lordi

'They say love is to play,well i'm sorry,
i don't play that way' - Marilyn Manson

'I've gone away but i've got you in my heart, all frozen and scarred' - again, Lordi

 

"this is sickening...you sound like chapters from a self help booklet" -Kefka (from final fantasy 6) After the main characters state what they have to live for.

i have many other quote i like but this is my top favorite

 

"Advice is a dangerous gift. Even fom the wise to the wise, all courses may run ill."

"not all those who wander are lost"

"Does history guide you or do you set out to change it?"

 

Mine, that I made up myself:

" People were happy that I was born a male, yet they were disappointed and angry when I said i loved one."

 

Trust is a fragile thing.
Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom.
But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover.
Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust.
Those we're closest to can betray us.
And total strangers can come to our rescue.
In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves.
It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned."

From: Mary Alice Young; Desperate Housewives; Episode 01.10 - "Come Back To Me"

 

One gay guy on a Big Brother episode said something like "I hate you so much that the sound of your voice makes me shake like an epileptic kid in an arcade"

I thought that was absolutely HILARIOUS! Lol.

 

fighter: Two fisted monkey style attack
Black mage (to himself): Whatever that is it better involve keeping his pants on.
(8-Bit theater)
:lol:

 

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

and my all time favorite

No matter what anyone tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

 

From Buffy:

Buffy - I used to go up to my room and listen to 'I touch myself' (gets awkward looks from friends) Before I knew what that song meant...
End of scene - Willow - Oh is that what that song means?

From Friends:

Phoebe - Because best friends means never having to give a reason

From Friends Again:

Phoebe - I can believe that, a plate of brownies told me a limerick once
Chandelar - Let me ask you something Pheebs where these funny brownies?
Phoebe - Not especially...but I think they had pot in them

:lol:

 

Homer: i did it, i found our dog now christmas is complete.
Marge: We were looking for lisa!
Bart: I thought we were carroling.