Your Favorite Quotes/Lines

What do I wish, I wish you had more time.- Man on Fire

 

" I'm Not Crazy I'm a Teen" Unknown Author

"bite me" Me

"Later Days " Weekenders

"This is your life are you who u want to be?" Switchfoot

 

"You give me pain and happiness all in the same" - Me being painfully in love at the age of 17.

 

soo many favouite drop lines... i mean...pick out ONE :dry:

 

" luke , i am your father!!! " you guys know from where that is
hah

 

In a bar in Belguim,
Frederick: How do you say thank you in flemmish?
Deirdre: I don't know, but it is really similar to english.
Terra: We should ask the waitor!
(enter waiter)
Terra: How do you say thank you in flemmish?
Waitor: Dank you.
(awkward pause)
Daniel (me): Wow.


Best friend Laura: "I love potatoes! I should just keep them in my pockets."
Me: "Pocket-potatoes?"
Her: "Ya." (stares off into the distance with creepy face)


"Wait wait! I can't speak danish yet! I'm not drunk!"
-me


“You don’t have any brain cells if you don’t think of Nixon when you hear ‘deep throat.’” -A friend on another person's nickname.

 

"Look at my past crushes. [insert name here], [insert name here], [insert name here], and [insert name here], THEY HAVE VAGINAS!"-me, explaining my frustration to a friend. Names left out for legal (and ass-kicking) reasons.

Girl in my class, "Where's that music coming from?"
Me, "My pants."
Her, "What, is your vagina making music now?", convo happened in the middle of English class.

 

To telemarketers: go fuck off and leave me alone, and around my friends: lets get it done.

 

"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." -Edgar Allen Poe

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as self evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

"War is where the young and foolish are tricked by the old and bitter to kill each other." - Nico Bellic in GTA4

 

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

all with a pitchfork at the neck said by Carl Spackler Asst. Greenskeeper at Bushwood Country Club

 

"My name is Enigo Montoya,you killed my father,prepare to die!"

 

"I'm gonna light you up SWEET CHEEKS!" -Millhouse Manastorm, in the game World of Warcraft

And my other Favorite one is in my Sig

"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."

And this one "There is no Real Life, There's only AFK!"

 

gotta catch 'em all!~
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here's a more recent quote from Hillary Clinton in one of her speeches:
"I want to say to my supporters, when you hear people saying, or think to yourself 'if only' or 'what if', I say 'Please, don't go there', every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward...life is too short, time is too precious, and the stakes are too high, to dwell on what might have been." -Hillary Clinton

 

These quotes can be found on my profile on MySpace.

Alot of them were said by some of my many idols.
Some are funny.
Some are inspirational.
Others, are just stupid.
Ha!
Enjoy.

dont tell me the skys' the limit; when theres footsteps on the moon.
-anonymous.

obstacles exist only to be broken and never to be given into.
-adolf hitler (german chancellor).

i have the heart of a man, and not of a woman. i am not afraid of anything...
-queen elizabeth I of england.

let us not think too highly of ourselves; for none of us have a monopoly on wisdom...
-queen elizabeth I of england

obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal...
-henry ford.

 

A conversation I had in science class one time with my hyper friend.

*she rolls over a desk like a ninja with a ruler*
Me- "Having fun, being a ninja?"
Her- "I was having fun, until my belt jabbed my butt."
Me- "Way too much info."

A different time with the same hyper friend.
Her- "Hey, Mrs.[insert teacher's name here] throw me a pair of scissors!"
Teacher- "Um..."
Her-"It's not like it's a safety hazard or anything..." (she's being sarcastic.)

Same friend, different circumstance.
Principal- "So, I understand you two were telling mean sarcastic jokes about her?"
Her- "Well, I told mean jokes. *points to me* she's the sarcastic one".
Me- "Of course. Is that any surprise to you?"
Principal- *sighs and shakes his head*

 

"Life Tough, Buy a Helmet" - Mr. Hernandez English Teacher.
"Chinese Guys says, YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOUR U GO NOW" - Mr. Hernandez English Teacher. This line means... that you have been here for 1 hour.. You have to go now.. But it sounds like you have been here for 4 hours. You go now LOL. Love it :]
"I am sorry but I need to hisplane something to you." meaning since he was hispanic.. Hispanic + explain = hisplane


A bunch more. :]

Love my english teacher.

 

True friends stab you in the front. -Oscar Wilde

 

This suit is not black
This suit is black pause not
This suit is black not -Broat

 

"School is practice for the future, practice makes perfect, nobodies perfect, so why practice?" Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day