Your Favorite Quotes/Lines

"I have a musical prod"
"Prodigy?"
"Yeah one of those and its living under my bed!"

(little girl and reverend from 'August Rush' also see the quotes below...yes i edited a little but note the / its meant to show there is a cut and i really didn't cut much out mainly just so it could fit.

 

NEW ONES! lol...

Band director: Make sure you use all your air.
Me: Don't forget to wear underwear.
Girl next to me: SARAH GOES COMMANDO!!!!

 

"I just didn't want to be a loser anymore"

Mitsuko Souma-Battle Royale.

 

"If you'll be my star, I'll be your sky: you can hide underneath me and come out at night. When I turn jet black and you show off your light, I live to let you shine"

Boats and Birds by Gregory and the Hawk

 

On an instant messenger eariler today:

Leslia: TRISTAN IS GHEY!
Sean: OH GOD HOT SANDWICH.

I don't think either of us knew what we were talking about. We stop making sense after a point.

 

"My arse will be on the line, and I don't want a cockup."
"It's my arse on the line, so you better pull your finger out."
"Your cockup, my arse."
"It's my arse, and if you stuff it I'm going to be very red in the face."
"It's my arse, and I will not have you sticking your nose in and sniffing about."

"No fannying about."

The Thin Blue Line..

 

"Keep best F*** the rest. I made that up a while ago and i like it lol

 

I have Dr Seuss' quote "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" written all over most of my schoolbooks.
And for random funny stuff, overheard a couple of months back:
Random woman: "So she never learned to pole dance, and then someone drove a 4WD through her back fence." I swear I will go to my grave trying to figure out how on earth those statements are related.

 

The second line in my Sig is brilliant, I think...

From Buffy the Vampire Slayer (big surprise coming from me, huh?)

Angel: [presenting a ring to Buffy] My people, before I was changed, exchanged this as a sign of devotion. The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty, and the heart...well, you know.
[Buffy begins to put it on] [Angel stops her]
Angel: Wear it with the heart pointing toward you, and it means you belong to someone.
[Angel lifts a soft fist to his chest]
Angel: Like this.

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard! It's better when you watch it, though, because it seems so real since her mascara's running and his voice cracks. (Have you noticed how that never happens in most movies?)

 

i have A LOT of favorite quotes, but here are just a few (or more):

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. --Thomas Jefferson (this is my favorite)

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness. --Shakti Gawain

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. --William Shakespeare

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. --Homer

If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
--Johann von Goethe

Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves. --Friedrich Nietzsche

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
 --Lucille Ball

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
 --Benjamin Disraeli

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
 --Harvey Fierstein

Resolve to be thyself; and know that he who finds himself, loses his misery.

--Matthew Arnold

There is just one life for each of us: our own.
 --Euripides

What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
 --Tennessee Williams

You'll never find peace of mind until you listen to your heart.
 --George Michael

¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga?
¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga?
Yo soy así, así seguiré,
¡y nunca cambiaré!
--Anonymous
(Who cares what I do? Who cares what I say? I’m like this, I’ll stay like this, and I will never change!)

Chop of my legs, chop of my arms... no matter how you cut me, I'll never be separated from my love. --Alex Takasugi (best friend)

 

What Brenda on Scary Movie 2 said when Cindy fell running away from the skeleton.

"Now let that s*** just mutilate her white a** and LEAVE!!!" Lol. And then when Cindy gets up Brenda goes "D*** b**** PLEASE DIE!" lol.

I crack up just thinking about it! lol.

 

ok a serious one first, from Oscar Wilde, walking through an airport(i think it was an airport,well where it was is not important)
Officer:'Do you have anything to declare,Sir?'
Wilde:'Nothing but my own genious'

and a non-serious one from pirates 3
'well slap me thrice and hand me to my mama'
i use this every now and then in conversation,always gets laughs lol

 

"Every murderer is someone's old friend."
Agatha Christie

 

"Its all happening"
-Almost Famous

 

ahaha

I loved that epidode!
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my favourite quotes hmm heres a few

"I'm not your wife, but we have made massively violent love. ...Wait, did I say that out loud?" - Bob Fossil, Mighty Boosh

"Je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grandmère est flambée" - Eddie Izzard

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." - Eddie Izzard

"You want me to put my ding-a-ling in your fairy cave? ARE YOU MAD WOMAN?" Frankie Boyle

(more of an injoke the next one)

"..wait. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE?"
(a friend was walking down the street and a guy comes up to her and says "hello, how are you, you have nice tit." which made everyone say to her 'what about the other one?)


Friend: Wikipedia's gay

Me: Really? does it wear a nice shirt and hang around in gay bars?
____________
(on MSN)
Me: I'm busty! (typing error-she was supposed to say "busy")

Friend: ....

Me: No I'm not....However...I do have MAGNIFICENT breasts!

>.<

 

THAT IS IT!
I AM SICK OF THESE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES.
ON THIS GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE!

Sammy L Jacko...

Snakes on a plane.
So good for being so bad

 

Some fun ones from my producer friend.

Producer (to drummer): No, no, NO. Boom, WHAP, boom, WHAP, boom, WHAP.
Drummer: That's boring.
Producer: They don't hire drummers to be interesting. Boom, WHAP, boom, WHAP, boom, WHAP.

Band guy: We were hoping you could sort of make our album sound like Metallica.
Producer: Well, I could try, but there's one major hurdle in the way.
Band guy: Too expensive?
Producer: No - you're not Metallica.

Singer: Can't you use ProTools? Or AutoTune?
Producer: No.
Singer: Why not?
Producer: I don't have those.
Singer: Why not?
Producer: My job is to make good bands sound great. My job isn't to make those who can't sound like they can.

Lex

 

i have two favorites. first:
"space may be the final frontier but its made in a hollywood basement" (californication, the red hot chili peppers)

second:
"everyone lies" (from the tv show house)

they're both so true, i guess i just like to think about them

 

Someone on here said it... I forget who but feel free to claim it if it was you

"My wanting to be out kind of conflicts with enjoying my family being alive"

 

"F@#$k me gently with a chainsaw" Heather Chandler from Heathers