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Why did you divorce the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.

  1. Clinker

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    Divorced because you kept getting lost in the mississippi
     
  2. Cinis

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    Divorced because I can't date someone that's a better villain than I am. I'm sorry darling it's not you it's my inferiority complex.
     
  3. Humbly Me

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    Divorced for not using mood option on EC
     
  4. Cinis

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    It's a cunning scheme to get back with my ex, break into his giant mansion and steal that diamond to finance your unicorn-sticker addiction.
     
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    Had a choice between me and partying. Guess which one you chose!
     
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    Because you kept interrupting me when I was trying to read my book.
     
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    He wanted to watch Episode 1 for the 20th time this month and I just could not take it anymore.
     
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    We only got married for a green card. A marriage of convenience.After the required amount of time I was free.
     
  9. Cinis

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    I thought it was true love but then you went and married someone else for a green card....
     
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    You said that Benthe de Vries was cuter than our cat dressed up as a dog.
     
    #170 Hemospectrum, Jun 29, 2017
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  11. Cinis

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    You didn't allow our dog to dress up as a cat. I don't care if he actually belongs to the neighboors, we have a spiritual connection, him and I, and I know he would love to dress up as a cat deep down.
     
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    I was ashamed because I didn't allow "our" dog dress up as a cat. I couldn't look at you eye to eye anymore and left because I couldn't stand what I had done.
     
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  13. Cinis

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    The thing with the dog doesn't matter. I'm just so, so sorry about our cat. How could I do that to her? To us?
    It's just.....if all I can do is hurt you...then maybe we really should get a divorce. I just hope we can remain friends afterwards for the cat's sake.
     
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    For taking this too damn seriously and nearly making me cry...

    And I don't know who you are...
     
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    For speaking with American accent, oh damn, i can't stand American accent
     
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    For bein' annoyed at the 'MURICAN accent
     
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    I just couldn't stand your piano practice. u-u
     
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    For not letting me express myself through my music.
     
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    If you can call that music! I told you if had to go to the bar with you one more time when the Catina Band was playing I would leave.
     
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    Because you made RedTrekkie95 cry. Also, my parents didn't sign the legal papers so we didn't get married in the first place. But I can still divorce you, I promise!