Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.
Divorced because you kept getting lost in the mississippi
Divorced because I can't date someone that's a better villain than I am. I'm sorry darling it's not you it's my inferiority complex.
Divorced for not using mood option on EC
It's a cunning scheme to get back with my ex, break into his giant mansion and steal that diamond to finance your unicorn-sticker addiction.
Had a choice between me and partying. Guess which one you chose!
Because you kept interrupting me when I was trying to read my book.
He wanted to watch Episode 1 for the 20th time this month and I just could not take it anymore.
We only got married for a green card. A marriage of convenience.After the required amount of time I was free.
I thought it was true love but then you went and married someone else for a green card....
You said that Benthe de Vries was cuter than our cat dressed up as a dog.
You didn't allow our dog to dress up as a cat. I don't care if he actually belongs to the neighboors, we have a spiritual connection, him and I, and I know he would love to dress up as a cat deep down.
I was ashamed because I didn't allow "our" dog dress up as a cat. I couldn't look at you eye to eye anymore and left because I couldn't stand what I had done.
The thing with the dog doesn't matter. I'm just so, so sorry about our cat. How could I do that to her? To us?
It's just.....if all I can do is hurt you...then maybe we really should get a divorce. I just hope we can remain friends afterwards for the cat's sake.
For taking this too damn seriously and nearly making me cry...
And I don't know who you are...
For speaking with American accent, oh damn, i can't stand American accent
For bein' annoyed at the 'MURICAN accent
I just couldn't stand your piano practice. u-u
For not letting me express myself through my music.
If you can call that music! I told you if had to go to the bar with you one more time when the Catina Band was playing I would leave.
Because you made RedTrekkie95 cry. Also, my parents didn't sign the legal papers so we didn't get married in the first place. But I can still divorce you, I promise!