Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.
Divorced you because all you wanna do is watch Game of Thrones and you never do what I wanna do ((((
I divorced you because you dont know me *cry*, I hate Game of Thrones!!
I divorced you because you flooded our house when you cried nonstop
I divorced you because I didn't know how to swim and died in that flood!
I had to divorce you because you wear your sunglasses on the back of your head.
Divorced for using an iPod instead of talking to me!
Divorced because you stole my iPod!
Divorced for claiming I'm a thief! Especially bad because I am! Are you trying to get me arrested???!!
because your closet is full :<
I divorced you because you ate my cake
You slept with the women I was having an affair with. Not cool!
You stole my high school crush
Because you said that I couldn't build a fort from the couch cushions.
I divorced you because you werent able to do so when i asked you to build it then
I divorced you because you were too bossy.
I divorced you because your first love is reading
Divorced you because you left the country and never said goodbye!
I divorced you because you don't understand spontaneity
i divorced you because you spent more time with your cat than me
Divorced you because you didn't let me put a wig on the cat.