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Why did you divorce the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.

  1. DarkWhite

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    Well I bet your language was the reason for our divorce kek
     
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    Because you traded our children for a pack of cigarettes and a free keychain.
     
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    Cause you make me watch and have a Star Wars marathon and
    i fell asleep and i hate not to sleep in a bed :rolle:.

    (a logical reason is sometimes more fun.)
     
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    Napping too much :grin:
     
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    Because I wasn't allowed to nap.
     
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    Because you traded our dog for an economy- sized container of curry powder at a market in Bangladesh.
     
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    Because you said I had three wishes, but then only granted me two and then ran off with our lottery winnings.
     
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    I feel like you guys will meet in real life someday and get in a public argument about whether or not you will divorce eachother.

    Divorcing Secret because he didn't let me take the third wish.
     
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    Because I'm gay.
    Also, You ate all my lasagna.:tantrum:
     
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    Because you made a lasagna and didn't give me a piece.
     
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    Because you got mad and beat me up with a toy lightsaber.
     
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    because you stole my oreos
     
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    Because you thought I was an American Idiot.
     
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    because you like star wars better than star trek
     
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    Because you even considered or did take my Koromon Plushy whitout asking. :eusa_snoo
    *Point to the "What if you woke up next to the person above you?"

    (Legit reason cause that´s one of the verry few reason someone can make me tear up.)
     
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    Because you loved your plushie more than me lolz
     
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    Because you used my razor without asking.
     
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    *looking at you plush profile picture* We didn't cause we both like fluffy stuff, like to read books
    and i would show you good TvSerie/Shown. Not to mention hiking :wave:

    (Breaking the rules cause i feel like it)
     
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    Because you felt like breaking the rules
     
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    For mixing Disney and Star Wars in his signature. 20th Century Fox forever!