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Why did you divorce the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.

  1. Blanched

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    Because you wear rings on your toes. :fearful:
     
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    Because you have takin up competitive yodeling and I just cannot bear to hear you one more time

    PS. I lied you don't look sexy in lederhosen
     
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    Because it's been long time :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Because I cannot tolerate the weather conditions. It gets really cold in the winters.
     
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    Because I can't view your album page.
     
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    I divorced you because you live in Switzerland and its very far away
    also you're gay! you wouldn't like me I'm a girl
     
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    Im not from switzerland lol
     
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    You're way too young for me.
     
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    My dog didn't like you (she's the jealous type).
     
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    Because it was a forced marriage and both our families just mysteriously perished in the charter jet they took to the island where our ceremony was.
     
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    because I'm the only one allowed to wear green in this relationship.
     
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    I divorced you because you're double my age
     
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    I divorce you because I am sick of your hair cut
     
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    makes sense, my grandma did cut it.

    I divorced you because you've never had tiramisu before.
     
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    I divorced you because your dog has a grouchy face and seriously, I do not want him sleeping on that rug!
     
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    because you're too young for me
     
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    because you're too old for me (definitely no offense)