Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.
Because you wear rings on your toes.
Because you have takin up competitive yodeling and I just cannot bear to hear you one more time
PS. I lied you don't look sexy in lederhosen
Because it's been long time
Because I cannot tolerate the weather conditions. It gets really cold in the winters.
Because I can't view your album page.
I divorced you because you live in Switzerland and its very far away
also you're gay! you wouldn't like me I'm a girl
Im not from switzerland lol
You're way too young for me.
My dog didn't like you (she's the jealous type).
Because it was a forced marriage and both our families just mysteriously perished in the charter jet they took to the island where our ceremony was.
because I'm the only one allowed to wear green in this relationship.
I divorced you because you're double my age
I divorce you because I am sick of your hair cut
makes sense, my grandma did cut it.
I divorced you because you've never had tiramisu before.
I divorced you because your dog has a grouchy face and seriously, I do not want him sleeping on that rug!
because you're too young for me
because you're too old for me (definitely no offense)