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Why did you divorce the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.

  1. nativeofruby

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    I divorced you because you're always in a such a gloomy mood!
     
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    I divorced her because when I moved to her hometown of Oporto, I'd spend all day drinking port wine, and well... I actually didn't leave her, she kicked me out for being a drunkard!
     
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    I divorced you because I figured out that if I was living with the devil I might as well date girls.
     
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    Because it seemed as if you loved your dog more than me.
     
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    Because you hug too tightly! I hate hugs and they are suffocating me!
     
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    Because you wanted us to do a lot of weight lifting together, and I'm a really lazy person.
     
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    Because I refuse to join the dark side of the force or the prequels even though Darth Maul is the coolest part of them.
     
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    Because your rainbow is too bright for my photophobic eyes.
     
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    because I don't want to hurt your photophobic eyes with my neon green hair :frowning2:
     
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    Because my favorite color to wear is red and I can't deal with the contrasting color schemes anymore.
     
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    Because death the kid was the best soul eater character, not crona
     
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    because I have no clue.
     
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    because of your uncertainty
     
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    Because your name is like that enzyme that can be found in everyone's saliva. I'm possessive, I dont want to share you with anyone so I'll just let you go.
     
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    because I can't read your avatar even with my glasses :c
     
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    Because you need glasses, and I'm supposed to be the blind one in this relationship!
     
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    Because you kept wearing my clothes.
     
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    Because I think I'm falling for someone with colorful glasses.
     
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    Because my glasses are black and you insist on colorful frames. I think the ones you like make me look gay.... wait, that works, I am gay!!! We should still divorce because I’m not fulfilling your needs! You are right, I’m awful in the sack.
     
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    No avatar = crime against humanity