Why did you divorce the person above you?

Good valid reason, I dont like you use good reasoning so I divorce you !

 

I divorce you because you're so tiny that you're able to comfortably sit on a single piano key

 

I divorced you because you sat on my piano

 

I divorced you because you're a female and I like males only.

 

I divorce you because your gay

 

Divorced cause of Mahidevran we need the third seat of our three-people-tandem for the chocolate and his cats

 

I didn't.

*doesn't follow the game rules on purpose*

 

Divorced because you're too old by law.

 

Divorced cause you don't know the German law and you're drunk.

 

Divorce because you wouldn't take me with you on your TARDIS.

 

Divorced cause you don't believe I'm not a timelord <--- or whatever they're called

 

still didn't. *you won't get rid of me now*

 

We should avoid this thread from now on I guess *rides into some radioactive sunset together with Mahidevran on their Tandem* <-- cause unicorns are quite expensive

 

Amdukias, I divorced you left with your new friend and rode off on my unicorn!

 

because it sounded serious ;_;

 

Because you've made 185 posts and 185 is an odd number and I hate odd numbers.

 

Because of that one time where a platypus was threatening you with a banana and I came in a spaceship to save you but that dimension hopping timelord saved you instead so I arrived and you weren't there but the platypus still was and it turned out that it had a very good sense of humor but you didn't want to take it with us because it tried to kill you and now months after I realized that to maintain legal ownership of this spaceship I'll have to get a pet so I'm choosing the platypus over you.
( I heard the dimension hopping timelord is still single though)

 

Because he/she is a cat bigger than the moon. I really love him/her but I just can't do it anymore. :'(

 

A totally legitimate reason which i can't think of right now