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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Blackangel

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    Granted!

    But the sandwich is built of granite.


    I wish there was a way to defeat crippling depression.
     
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    Granted: but the only way to defeat it is by listening to at least 72 hrs straight of Katy Perry songs at least once a week.

    I wish there was an easier way to make money from home.
     
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    Granted! But you have no boss, therefore you earn a quarter of the minimum wage!

    I wish that I could meet GOT7 ((a kpop group)) in person.
     
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    Granted, but you're completely invisible to them (so they can't see you)

    I wish I could easily get rid of my stage fright.
     
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    Granted, in a situation when you would normally suffer from it, you'll start seeing people in a very funny way (something like them being naked and riding pigs) and you'll start uncontrollably laughing.

    I wish I could speak fluent Mandarin Chinese...
     
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    Granted! But you only understand strawberry cantonese.

    I wish I could play every musical instrument known at a professional level.
     
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    Granted, but you are now only able to communicate in song.

    I wish I didn't eat so much tonight! (I feel a bit sick!)
     
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    Granted, you instead had to throw it away, because all that food was spoiled...

    I wish I could sleep on a beach today.
     
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    Granted, but when you wake up you find that an oil tanker wrecked off shore, and everything, including you, is covered in sticky black oil goop.

    I wish some of my college friends lived closer to me.
     
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    Granted. But if you see them you disappear.

    I wish I could hold my breath forever.
     
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    Granted, you can hold your breath forever but you can't speak.

    I wish I could actually get teachers that actually teach.
     
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    Granted, you now have excellent teachers for every subject. However you have no languages in common.

    I wish I could time travel.
     
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    wish granted, but you can only go further in the past



    i wish i had a better life
     
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    Granted but you only have 3 days to live and enjoy it.

    I wish all my debts were paid off
     
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    Granted. But in order to pay it off, you had to sell weapons to a terrorist organisation and you're wanted by the UN.

    I wish I was the cooliest boi in school.
     
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    Granted. But it is dog training school for seeing eye dogs.

    Wish I could sleep better at night.
     
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    Wish granted. But everytime you have a good sleep a demon will watch over you.

    I wish i could be more motivated
     
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    Wish granted but you're motivated to procrastinate and be lazy.

    I wish I could sleep in today
     
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    Wish granted but you will have to sleep on a bed of nails

    Wish I could go on a long vacation
     
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    Granted. But you have to be naked all the time

    I wish i had lots of money