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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. anonym00se

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    Granted! There is now a border wall between the US and Mexico and Trump made Mexico pay for it. Also, immigration is impossible now. (yay I brought politics into this :>)

    I wish I wasn't Rick and Morty cancer :>
     
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    (oops i forgot about trump, thanks about making me remember... lol)
    Granted via the cancellation of Rick and Morty
     
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    (You forgot to do a wish :>)
     
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    I wish the Libertarians won the US election
     
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    Granted! The Libertarians win the presidential election, but no meaningful changes are made because the Democrats and Republicans in Congress won't cooperate with the Libertarians in any way.

    I wish I knew a joke that would always make everyone laugh without fail.
     
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    Granted, but they're not laughing with you. They're laughing at you. How does it feel, E H? Remember that girl you bullied in high school? She's dead now. She committed suicide because of you. Guess you shouldn't have made fun of her for making bad jokes, huh? HUH, E H?

    I wish I was born a few years earlier.


    disclaimer: the comments made in the granted wish were not intended to be accurate in any way and were intended to be black humor. If there really was a girl in high school you bullied and she committed suicide I am deeply sorry and hope you can forgive me.
     
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    Granted! But in the vast expanse of time, a few years is taken to mean the 1930s, and you are born to a poor farming family in Oklahoma, amidst the dust-bowl and great depression, and lose everything.

    I wish all humans would stop having babies, except LGBT people, who would grow them in test tubes, and big lass cylinders like in sci-fi movies.
     
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    Granted, but since 96% of humanity gets sterilized, economic disaster occurs and humanity dies out
     
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    you forgot a wish :>
     
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    (omg again)
    I wish Trump never ran for president
     
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    Granted! Trump had a heart attack the day he decided to run and died instantly. (I wish)

    I wish I didn't have such an explosive temper.
     
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    Granted! Instead, whenver you get angry at somebody, you fall down on your knees, and beg forgivessness.

    I wish that the only guns that were legal in the US were squirt guns.
     
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    Granted! Firearms are outlawed in the US.
    Gun enthusiasts start a civil war over this new law.

    I wish I had the sense to go to bed right now instead of being wide awake at 2am.
     
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    Granite! You will now sleep for eternity.

    I wish I could fly.


    granite wasn't autocorrect if you get it I fucking love you
     
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    Granted! But you now can't go places unless you fly and for some reason all birds hate you so they attack you every time you fly so you always end up going to hospital every time you leave the house.

    I wish avengers were real and not just actors and I was part of their team with my own superpowers.
     
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    Granted! You are now part of the team, and have a new superpower: typing really, really fast. Unfortunately, this means you get left behind at HQ, having to type out reports, file taxes and busy yourself with clerical tasks.

    I wish Donald Trump was locked up in a maximum security prison, for life.
     
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    Granted! But you are now cellmates.

    I wish I was the most powerful being in all history of the universe.
     
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    Granted, but you only hold that position for a week, then are ousted by another powerful being.

    I wish I had the power to read and influence everyone's thoughts.
     
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    Granted! As soon as you read a person's thoughts, they start thinking the exact opposite of what they were originally thinking. That's how you influence people's thoughts. You have no control over it.

    I wish I felt more prepared for the Sociology final that I'm going to have on Wednesday.
     
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    Granted! But you only know the answer to 1 more question.

    I wish I had a working copy of every Legend of Zelda game put out, and the system they require all in perfect working order.

    BTW I'm kinda running on fumes here to think up wishes, so I'm just putting random crap, trying to make it harder for the next person to corrupt the wish.
     
    #9480 Blackangel, Oct 7, 2017
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