Corrupt A Wish

But you live on an island where there is nothing that you want to buy.


I wish I was not dyxl …. dis… could spell !!!

 

Granted but you can only spell words that contain more than 3 syllables.

I wish I had more courage

 

Granted, But you only have courage when you wear a lion costume.

Wish winter weather wasn't so cold here.

 

Granted but sadly you must wait until summer to see the sun again

Wish be a cat

 

Granted. But you can never go outside.

Wish I could change my name.

 

Granted but you have say it backwards

I wish I had every book I have ever wanted.

 

Granted but they are super-rare limited editions that can't be touched, so you can own them, but can never read them.

I wish I still had some Thanksgiving leftovers.

 

Granted. But they have to remain in the freezer.

Wish I could watch a good movie tonight.

 

Granted. But that's the only movie you can watch for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a hedgehog.

 

Granted. But it can only be a plastic toy one.
Wish I did not have to work any more.

 

Granted but then you become homeless and freeze to death in the cold weather.

I wish I could be more confident around women I'm attracted to.

 

Granted. But you can only be a mime around them.

Wish I could have the car I like the most.

 

Granted, but it only goes when you yell VROOM VROOM at the top of your lungs.

I wish I could play any instrument I wanted.

 

Granted. You now can play any intrument like a master, but only when no one else is around to hear it.

I wish I could stop overthinking everything.

 

Granted. But every time you start to think about one subject for too long you hear a loud obnoxious beeping noise in your head.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, but all of your wishes are the same.

I wish I had owl wings and could fly!

 

Granted, you now have owl wings, but they're owl sized and this can't actually lift you, and a plane ticket, but it's a one way ticket somewhere boring, and third class.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

 

Granted, but it shrinks 2 sizes too small everytime it gets washed.

I wish I still had my old friends.

 

Granted. But you can't remember who had what names.

Wish I could sing.