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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. DarkPrince

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    Granted! But they disappear at midnight to go back to where they came from with no way to track or find them and you're left with what you have now, with a note saying 'wish magic dies at midnight if you're not qualified to do it apparently...'

    I wish I could travel to alternate demisions.
     
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    Granted!

    But when you travel to another dimension you get stuck in the void between the two for 100 years.

    I wish my macaw liked me.
     
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    Granted! It becomes carnivorous, and decides it likes the way you taste, and attacks you regularly.

    I wish work wasn't so boring, deadening and draining.
     
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    Granted!

    But now work is so fast paced that you end up having heart attacks regularly and end up in a nursing home.

    I wish I could remember to take my meds everyday.
     
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    Granted.

    But now you can't remember your name so you are teaking the all meds in the house even the ones not in your name and it has given you explosive diarrhea.

    I wish that I could find a better paying job.
     
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    Granted!

    But your money all goes into a bank account that you will never have access to.


    I wish I controlled the world.
     
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    As opposed to what? That's a daily occurrence.
     
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    Granted! But the people of the world hate the way you rule and rebel against you, causing your regime to crumble.

    I wish I could move back to California.
     
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    Granted! But you end up in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere that is named California.

    I wish the world didn't suck so much.
     
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    Granted! Straws are banned, blowjobs leave people with terrible mouth sores, and suckerfish everywhere are leaving peoples' fish tanks woefully dirty.

    I wish I didn't have to get up at 5am tomorrow.
     
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    Granted! Although, you'll have to get up at 4:45am every day after.

    I wish the gym isn't so bland and boring.
     
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    Granted! Now the gym is lit by strobe lights and is filled with rabid raccoons! There's clowns and a waterslide and teleportation booths and cake sales and live music!

    I wish I didn't have to work.
     
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    Granted! You no longer have to work because you won the 1.3 million in the lotto. However after about 3 months the IRS billed you for back taxes in the sum of 1.35 million, so now you have to sell all of the things you just bought to break even and you have an interview tomorrow with your local fast food restaurant.

    I wish I was able to be a bit more physically active without the pain.
     
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    Granted! Although, you now have (I forgot what it's called) whatever thst condition is where you can't feel any pain, although it's more dangerous than cool because you can still get the consequences of what's causing the pain (like if you put your hand on a fire, you won't feel it, but you still get physically burned.)

    It's CIPA or Congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis.

    I wish I had superpowers with no downfall/kryptonite
     
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    Granted! But did you know that Superpowers is actually a rare disease that makes you grow grass on your face? The only cure is to watch "Top Gun" ten times in a row on VHS, every day.

    I wish Mike Pence's son would come out as gay.
     
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    Granted! But as a result, the religious right forms a revolution to destroy anyone they perceive as gay.

    I wish for world peace.
     
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    Granted! I am appointed all powerful Lord and Dictator of The Earth, and due to my charisma and charm, people follow my teachings, rid themselves of all weapons, join hands and sing, and hatred is totally forgotten. For a few hours. Then, they start biting and pulling hair, but it's an improvement.

    I wish electric eels could power my home, so I didn't have to pay the electric company.
     
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    Granted. But now most of your house is filled with a giant tank to house the many, many eels you'd need to generate that much electricity. Oh, and you have to pay to feed them (thier live animals after all) which probably will cost more then your old electric bill.

    I wish I had a job I actually liked.
     
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    come get in line so do i