Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you are kidnapped and painfully tested on

I wish i had a nice computer voice that could sing to classical tunes.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, the voice rouses an angry giant that chants "feefiefoefum" as he heads your way.

I wish I had two lightbulbs.

 

Granted, but they are unceremoniously shoved up your ass, causing obvious problems.

I wish i had a magical gay crossbow.

 

Granted, but it can only be shot by other crossbows (get it? gay crossbow? :lol: )

I wish I could time travel.

 

Granted, but you open a portal to the night your parents concieved you.

I wish i could sing a sonnnnnnnnnnnnngggg ~

 

granted but the base line of this song is brown noise and tht is not all, there r wild ravenous fecaes eating mongoose's on the loose tht will rip apart anythin for faeces

i wish i cud spend an extra day with the one above

 

Granted, but he's not in a very good mood that day =p

I wish certain things were easier

 

Granted, but they weren't the hard things to begin with.

I wish I could remember more dreams.

 

Granted.
But Freddy Krueger has been in all of them.

I wish I had my permit.​

 

Granted, but it's only for water vehicles.

I wish I could go home.

 

Granted but it be full of zombies

i wish i was taller

 

Granted but u fail because u havnt done them all or u just fail

i wish i was cleva

 

Granted, but they're only nuts 'cause they're roach eggs.

I wish I could go to Borders.​

 

Granted, but you have no hands, and so aren't able to the turn the page of the book you buy

I wish I had the double bed with James

 

granted but he kicks all night long

i wish i didn't have hw

 

Granted but you got class work everyday

I wish i had a web cam

 

granted, but u get electrocuted by it

i wish today was friday

 

Granted, but every day from now on is Friday, and you never get to the weekend, and have to go to school or work everyday for the rest of you life....then the world explodes

I wish I could do this year again, from the very beginning