Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but there is a hyper inflation (like in zimbabwe?) and that money is useless

I wish my dog wouldnt eat out the bin

 

Granted. Bin removed and rubbish all over the floor.

I wish I wasn't tired this evening

 

Granted, but your so hyper you can't keep still

 

I wish ThatCrazyThang had made a wish... :icon_wink

 

granted but it was such a perfect wish it could never be corrupted:icon_wink (great wish, btw!!)

i wish i had a proper music genre, and not just random tracks i like

 

Granted, but genre is polka

I wish I had a date this Friday.

 

Granted, but their incredibly repulsive to look at.

I wish my brother hadn't just blurted out publicly that my parents argue -.-

 

granted but now they argue in public

i wish i had a cell phone

 

Granted, but you get calls all day and all night from companies trying to sell you stuff.

I wish this PCLinuxOS would install properly...

 

Granted. However, it gets installed properly on someone else's computer.

I wish I had blue eyes.

 

Granted, but it took an incredibly painful 70 hour operation

I wish my dog wouldnt jump in the direct path of fireworks

 

Granted. but instead the fireworks will go after your dog.


I wish i got the courage to talk to a certain guy...

 

Wish granted, but the guy ditches you for the football game.

I wish I could decide on what to read.​

 

Granted, but then you read it over and over for the rest of your life!

I wish I had a NEW Audi TT!

 

Wish granted.
But both of your Audis burn in a forest fire and you lose the keys to your house 'cause they were in the car.

I wish I was "manlier".​

 

Granted, but your clothes become more womanly.

I wish I had eaten lunch...

 

granted, but then you will get sick the day after

I wish i could see my cousin's baby soon. I haven't seen my cousin in a long time and she just had her baby a couple of weeks ago!

 

granted, but you come to find your cousin had a full grown alligator as a baby.

I wish that fresh prince of belair was on ALL the time!

 

Granted, but your tv explodes, leaving you unable to watch anything.

I wish i could get a score of 170 on my mensa test.

 

granted, but the test is out of 10,000 so you fail anyway.

I wish I had a tail like a monkey and a horn like a unicorn.