Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you will be forced to watch everyone that you'll ever love die.

I wish I had the job of my dreams.

(Or, I wish I had a wish in which nothing went wrong.)

 

you'll stay the age u are now, but everyone else in the world will go bask so that they are younger than u and u will be considered old

i wish i wasn't so obsessive about some things

 

huh. i missed that one. in that case,

you'll hav the job of your dreams, but due to unforseen complications everyone else who's unemployed in the world will ge the same job, so they'll be too many and you'll be underpayed, overworked, and miserable

i wish i wasn't so obsessive about some things

 

granted but now ur not only obsessive about SOME things ur obsessive about EVERYTHING

I wish my gf was here :icon_redf :tears: :tantrum:

 

Granted(i wish i really could), but you'll be fused by the left hand(not this though).

I wish i could read minds ,completely, at will.

 

SHe goes to visit you, but you had gone to visit her, and pass her on the road.

I wish I had a great big plate of vegetarian penne!

..oops...Missed that...

 

granted but you will be sick for week after

i whish i had a difrent family

 

Granted but they will demand you change your name and their church of traveling sales-people.

I wish disease and sickness no longer existed

 

Granted.
But for every wish you age until you turn to dust.

I wish I could read a book.​

 

granted but once you start reading it you can never stop and you have to read that book forever

i wish i could not be here

 

granted, but u end up in a volcano

i wish my family would see ME, past my false pretenses

 

Wish granted, but they also see see right past your clothes (ie you be naked)

I wish that I didn't have to do a Physics exam tomoro

 

you dont go to the exams because you go to a funeral

i wish i didn't have to grow up and get responsibilities.

 

Granted but all your worst enemies grow up with responsibilities and become people in power and basically f**k up everything you ever cared about.


Ouch that was a bit harsh. Sorry.

I wish I was better at playing football.

 

Granted. You are now the quarterback in the NFL. Unfortunately, you're being investigated for dog fighting, steroids, and other illegal drugs and have lost your contract because of this.

I wish I could teleport instantly anywhere I wanted.

 

Granted. But for some reason wherever you want to go always seems to have just declared war as you arrive.

I wish that computer viruses didn't exist

 

Granted. Your computer is so limited that it cannot run anything, whether viruses or programs.

I wish there were more hours in each day to do things.

 

Granted, but your working hours also increase

I wish the bone by my eye didnt hurt -.-

 

Granted - bone and eyes removed.

I wish I could work less hours for more money but still in the same job.