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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. pirateninja

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    Granted. However due to the space time continuum (sp) you can only do this year in a parellel universe. And not a nice one. One with..... bad things.

    I wish I was more imaginitive.
     
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  2. CelebrityHead

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    Granted, but you are so imaginitive that you picture horrific events in your dreams and are haunted every time you try to sleep

    I wish I was a king of something
     
    #82 CelebrityHead, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted, but you are the King of Queens and are stuck in bad reruns of that show forever and you have to live with that annoying wife (if you didnt get the joke, King of Queens is a sitcom)....oh wait, that means you get to be King of EC as well :slight_smile:

    I wish I could be a movie director
     
    #83 davo-man, Nov 6, 2007
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    (lol loved that, dave - and yes, I got it :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:)

    Granted, however the way you become a movie director is by sleeping with Barbara Streisand, and she only allows you to direct movies that have her as the lead role. Barbara slowly, but surely, brainwashes you until you become one of her evil entertainment-business-corrupting-minions.

    I wish I was an astronaut
     
    #84 CelebrityHead, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted, but the astronaut is the new addition to the Village People in their comback tour

    (btw, Barbra Steisand...HEHE....i wouldnt be able to get past the nose)

    I wish I had a new iPod (cos my old one's decided to go f#ck itself)
     
    #85 davo-man, Nov 6, 2007
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    LOL!! :laugh:
    Best corruption yet! And yeah, the nose is very hard to get around! (pun intended)

    Granted, but your new iPod can only play songs from the Village People's new comeback album

    I wish I had marshmellow flavoured ice-cream
     
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    Granted, but you get so much that it all melts before you get to eat and it you are glued to the floor with all the sticky marshmellows and are forced to eat your way out, until you explode because of the excessive amounts of melted ice cream....i have a hyperactive imagination, im sorry

    I wish I had a personal assistant...that would be so cool
     
    #87 davo-man, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted. But your PA is only 2 years old.

    I wish that I was exactly 2 inches taller, and exactly a lb lighter.

    (Try and corrupt that)
     
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    Granted, however the personal assistant is also Roger Debris' personal assistant from The Producers. He holds his ear-piercing 's' sounds for so long that your ears explode and you can no longer hear the constant chorus of 'keep it gay' coming from the TV.

    I wish my cats were kittens again, they're now fat and have lost their cuteness.

    EDIT: too late, bugger
     
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    Granted, but in growing 2 inches taller, you cannot see into your bathroom mirror properly and develop an eating disorder because the angle in which you see yourself in the mirror makes you look quite obese.

    I wish I had a star named after me
     
    #90 CelebrityHead, Nov 6, 2007
  11. Latinokid

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    Granted but that Star(im guessing space star) is going to get close to earth and blow up

    I wish i was 4 years older with a good job
     
    #91 Latinokid, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted, but then you won't have time to be with a boyfriend

    I wish i could get a new DS lite..(my old DS has a busted top screen!!!! T_T)
     
    #92 Gera-Kun, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted but due to an EMP bomb, all electronic devices are useless.

    I wish I had mad guitar skillz
     
    #93 JSG, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted. You can now only play the guitar when you're extremely mad.

    I wish I had a lollipop (oh, this should be good...)
     
    #94 Astaroth, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted, but its the wrong flavour (did i disappoint ya ?:wink:)

    I wish i had a switch in my belly button which changed my sexuallity when i wanted it to.
     
    #95 Ty, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted. But due to technical problems the switch has a tendency to get permanently stuck.

    I wish I could give up smoking
     
    #96 pirateninja, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted but on the 3rd use the button is stuck for eva! [Mhu haha]

    I wish i was rich with a bf and....was a important figure in society
     
    #97 Latinokid, Nov 6, 2007
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    You give up smoking but....you get a new addiction...OF SHOPPING!!1
     
    #98 Latinokid, Nov 6, 2007
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    Granted. You're George Bush with Dick Cheney! :roflmao:

    I wish I had a Porsche.
     
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    Granted. Unfortunately, they were only Chance tiles from Monopoly.

    I wish I had a pen that wrote without fading.
     
    #100 Astaroth, Nov 6, 2007
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