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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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    Because he knows how to covfefe.

    Why do we like ice cream?
     
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    Because it tastes good.

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    So we know when to have breakfast.

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    Timey Wimey reasons

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    E=mc squared.
    Why is oxygen the only thing we can breathe in?
     
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    Because it smells better than farts.

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    Because we're secretly racist against butterflies.

    What things do not come to an end?
     
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    Twinkies and cockroaches.

    Why do some clocks show 'IIII' instead of 'IV'?
     
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    Because the person who designed them got a public education.

    What is 'smart' about smart phones?
     
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    To ruin your sleep schedule as soon as you get used to it.

    Why do carrots improve eyesight?
     
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    It's not that carrots improve it, it's that every other one worsens it.

    Who was the first person to cross the Atlantic?
     
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    Dog and planets are two separate things.

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    Because then a black belt could break it.

    Who is the most powerful person in the world?
     
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    Billy Jean.

    Why does the sun rise in the east?
     
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    Well, one day a person arrived in Japan and was like, I'm going to name this land "the land where the sun rises" because that was cool. Having magic powers, they made it a reality by declaring that the sun must switch to rising in the east (where Japan was). Before the sun would only rise in the west because the sun god (who travels by sitting on the sun) found it convienient to collect oranges from California for oj in the morining. Perhaps there was some lassos or epic battles involved idk.

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    Because they have stormtrooper aim

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    The same chances as two parents with brown hair having a redheaded child.

    Why is immortality so appealing to humans?
     
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    Because we all used to be immortal because a man ate a fish and gained immortality once he realized he ate the fish of life and so immortality being so appealing to humans is the result of a fish controlling the emotions of man.

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    FEMA(Federal Emergency Management Agency)announcements for the public to fart more.

    How did humans learn to instinctively back off when a dog growls?