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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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    Yeah, they found him shivering in a storage shed on Tuesday.

    Why isn't Switzerland a part of the EU?
     
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    Because the holes in their cheese prevent them from joining it.

    If most of the ocean is still unexplored, how can we say for sure that merpeople don't exist?
     
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    We killed them all because they reminded us too much of fish.

    Why do we call sportsy people jocks?
     
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    Because, they are reincarnated horses.

    If Time is endless, why is there so little of it?
     
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    Because 'endless' is actually a set number, that usually applies to an amount of breadsticks.

    Why did I originally forget to put a question here?
     
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    Because of the government brainwashing conspiracy.

    Is there life on other planets?
     
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    Duh, otherwise people from Mars wouldn't be called 'Martians'.

    Why don't London buses use electronic destination boards?
     
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    Theresa may is to busy running through wheat fields to deal with technology.

    Why did they put doors on London buses?
     
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    It was getting too high for people to jump in from above.

    What is 2×2?
     
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    It equals Fish.

    Why is there a saw on a sawfish?
     
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    It's more useful than a spoon underwater.

    Why did Caesar cross the Rubicon?
     
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    Because he wanted to unlock a secret stage in R-Type: Final.

    Why does humanity continue to scavenge Earth for resources instead of harvesting the asteroid belt, and harming less ecosystems?
     
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    Its simple, humans are a disgusting virus.

    Why cant mice sneeze?
     
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    It ran out of energy, trying to sneeze.
     
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    Why do people use mouse to test on experiments?
     
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    Both humans and mice like cheese.

    Why do some people show hatred towards others?
     
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    Because they've not watched Star Trek

    Why gays like penis? : )
     
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    Because it has sin backwards within it, and we are satanists.

    Why did dodos go extinct?
     
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    Because they ate all of their eggs

    Why people fight with eachother?