Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.
Yeah, they found him shivering in a storage shed on Tuesday.
Why isn't Switzerland a part of the EU?
Because the holes in their cheese prevent them from joining it.
If most of the ocean is still unexplored, how can we say for sure that merpeople don't exist?
We killed them all because they reminded us too much of fish.
Why do we call sportsy people jocks?
Because, they are reincarnated horses.
If Time is endless, why is there so little of it?
Because 'endless' is actually a set number, that usually applies to an amount of breadsticks.
Why did I originally forget to put a question here?
Because of the government brainwashing conspiracy.
Is there life on other planets?
Duh, otherwise people from Mars wouldn't be called 'Martians'.
Why don't London buses use electronic destination boards?
Theresa may is to busy running through wheat fields to deal with technology.
Why did they put doors on London buses?
It was getting too high for people to jump in from above.
What is 2×2?
It equals Fish.
Why is there a saw on a sawfish?
It's more useful than a spoon underwater.
Why did Caesar cross the Rubicon?
Because he wanted to unlock a secret stage in R-Type: Final.
Why does humanity continue to scavenge Earth for resources instead of harvesting the asteroid belt, and harming less ecosystems?
Its simple, humans are a disgusting virus.
Why cant mice sneeze?
They always take naps...and nothing can sneeze while it sleeps
Wait, why doesn't this mouse wake up?
It ran out of energy, trying to sneeze.
Why do people use mouse to test on experiments?
Both humans and mice like cheese.
Why do some people show hatred towards others?
Because they've not watched Star Trek
Why gays like penis? : )
Because it has sin backwards within it, and we are satanists.
Why did dodos go extinct?
Because they ate all of their eggs
Why people fight with eachother?