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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Quantumreality

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    The first time a dog growled at a human, a meteor fell out of the sky, killed the dog and injured the human. Ever since then, humans have instinctively backed off out of a sense of self-preservation when a dog growls.

    Why are there 24 hours in a day?
     
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    Because 25 is just too many and 23 is too few

    Why DID the chicken cross the road?
     
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    To get to the other side.

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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    What is love to someone who has everything?
     
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    Something to keep them occupied in life.

    How is the sun still shining?
     
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    Its made of chrome and the Martians polish it daily.

    How could world peace be achieved?
     
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    By killing everything

    Why does quantum tunneling occur?
     
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    russia (lol jk) because fire breathing dragons aren't real

    why are there 7 days in one week?
     
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    To honor all 7 of the planets in our solar system: Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn, Mon, and Sun. Also, the education system has failed you: Earth, Uranus, and Neptune aren't planets...they belong in that one group where Pluto is. I mean, especially Uranus...some kid must've made it up for an inappropriate inside joke or something.

    How do I stop procrastinating?
     
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    You just stop if you want to enough.

    How much water is there on Earth?
     
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    If bars can't serve drunk people why can McDonald's serve fat people
     
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    Because yo mama gives them so much business.

    What will cause the end of humanity?
     
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    Fidget spinners.

    How can we know for sure if god exists or not?
     
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    Oh don't worry god exists! You can bet your bible on it.

    How come people don't think it be like it is but it do?
     
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    Because of the Emancipation Proclamation.



    What is the meaning of life?
     
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    chocolate

    What would happen if we could literally life other peoples lifes for a week or so.
     
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    You would have a week to live.

    Why does the moon turn orange during a lunar eclipse?
     
  18. Hemospectrum

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    Because all the planets are actually fruit.

    How will I die?
     
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    From asking stupid questions.

    Why aren't houses in America built using bricks?
     
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    All contractors are wolves.

    Have we ever found Kony?