what would u say if u were.... ?

please please please teach me sign language!

what if you won the lottery?

 

i wouldnt say anything but i'd buy everything in sight.

what would you say if you found a genie and got 3 wishes?

 

yeah!

What would you say if you were tired?

 

I'm sleepy sleepy.

What would you say if you were a super hero?

 

MMM Meat Vision

What would you say if you were the president of the united states

 

It's peanut butter jelly time!!! (!) (!) (!)

what would you say if u were the banana^

 

My fellow Americans.. (followed by a long cajoling speech)

What would you say if you were two-dimensional?

 

Help me. I'm being attacked by paddles (view: ball in pong)

what would you say if u were :help: < him/her?

 

Help!

What would you say if you were suddenly turned into a giant raspberry?

 

these schnozberries(sp?) taste like schnozberries(sp?)

what would you say if you were suddenly turned into a flying shark that could breathe oxygen and water? 0_o

 

I would say RAWR!!!!!!! (my scariness)

What would you say if your mom turned into a flying shark that could breathe oxygen and water?

 

i would say: I'm a duckie ☼

what would u say if ur bf(or gf) suddenly turned into a man eating plant?

 

I would say "Our sex life just got complicated..."

What would you say if you woke up tomorrow the opposite gender?

 

well i guess i like girls now

what would u say if u suddenly turned into > (!!)

 

I wouldn't say anything. I would die.

What would you say if you were 3 times more sexy?

 

which one of you guys on here thinks your sexy enough for me? Line up

what would u say if u were suddenly a star?

 

Ouch! I hurts myselfs!

What would you say if you were dead?

 

*the sound of maggots eating your tongue*

What would you say if a news crew suddenly started filming you while you were walking down the street?

 

Stop calling me Lindsay Lohan, I don't even look like her!

What would you say if it started to rain lollipops?

 

if all the rain drops were candy drops and gum drops oh what a rain it would be *gets knocked out* :eusa_doh:

what would u say if this happened to u :goodevil: