what would u say if u were.... ?

*Plays annoying ringtone in public place*

What would you say if you were pushed off a cliff?

 

Golly... That's quite a way down isn't it?

What would you say if you were a silent film star?

 

*Does glass window mime*

what would you say if you were a punk rocker with flowers in your hair?

 

Nothing

What would you say if you were Cletus The Slack-Jawwed Yokel?

 

*Wants his 2 hours back from watching National Treasure 2*

 

Wrong thread. lol unless, that's what Cletus would say


what would you say if you were Oprah ?

 

Hey brit? Can i get one of you without the wig?"

What would you say to riku if you where sora? (kingdom hearts)

 

keep your hands off my girl(only played the 1st one where, they fight over that random girl)

what woould you say if you were Paris Hilton?

 

"Oh I'm so tired" *passes out*

What would you say if you were Butters?

 

"Oh hamburgers!"

What would you say if you were talking to God?

 

How can I be sure that you are God?

What would you say if you were the Pope?

 

*Mumbles incoherently like Marlon Brando in the Godfather*
People kiss my ring

What would you say if You were Naomi Campbell's old personal assistant?

 

"Nokia isn't as hard as LG"

what would you say if someone asked for your autograph?

 

"*POW* right in the kisser."
I handle my celebrityhood very well.

What would you do if you were Inarut who left for a while with no explanation!

 

I'd say "I am the walrus"

What would you say if you were me?

 

mirror mirror on the wall, who is THE sexiest of them all(strokes hair back while mirror replys *yooou aarrre*:dry


what whould u say if u were Paris Hilton?

 

HARDER! HARDER!

What would you say if you were an overrated female politician?

 

"Hi! I'm Hillary Clinton!"

What would you say if you were a mute who had the chance to say one sentence only?