what would u say if u were.... ?

Wanna make out and satisfy billions of fan girls and boys from all around the world?

What would you say if you were about to fight Beatrix Kiddo in the house of blue leaves.

 

"Where the f am I? And what the f am I doing?"

What would you say if you were challenged to a "gay-off" (Think Competition to see who was more gay)?

 

"Why would you ask me that, I'm not gay?"

What would you say if you were your IPOD?

 

*sing over and over*

what would you say to yourself, if you were your reflection in the mirror?

 

"Who you looking at?" (aggressively)

What would you say if you were a walrus, apart from "Cu-Cu-Cu-Chu"?

 

"Hi my name is Phil and I'm an EC member?"

What would YOU say if YOU had to walk a mile in my walrus fins...

 

"Ha ha, I'm a mile away and I've got your walrus fins"

What would you say if you were a squid?

 

*play clarinet*

what would you say to Donald Duck, if you were Bart Simpson?

 

"Eat my shorts"

What would you say if you were naked infront of Bono from U2 who was getting out camera equipment.

 

"OMG I'm your biggest fan" *Hugs* lol

What would you say if you were caught on this website by your local priest?

 

'hi! do you want to join too? it's really fun!'

what would you say to the most disturbing teacher in ur school, if you got perfect score in the hardest test?

 

Take that, bitch!

What would you say if your dogs suddenly started jumping around randomly

 

"who wants to go outside and play frisbee!?"

what would you say if you were at best buy?

 

"How much is this game?"

What would you say if you were at Taco Bell?

 

"Get out of my home town, we had your folk here before, and we didn't take kindly to them very much"
*Cowboy stare*

What would you say if you were the taco bell manager that I said that too...

 

"We don't take kindly to them that don't take kindly to other folks"

What would you say if you were responding to that?

 

"I reckon we have a problem here then mista. I don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly to me. It's best you DRAW" *BANG*

What would you say is u were to respond to that.

 

*picks up clarinet and pretends it's talking to myself*

What would you say if you lived in Melbourne?

 

"Well this sucks"

What would you say if you heard a person say that about Melbourne?