Fell off a go-kart. 3 deep cuts on both my left foot and arm, a graze on my knee, and my stomach, and my shoulder...hurt one hell of a lot but I cracked up laughing for some reason...
This isn't recent but it's his worst: Several years ago Markie was trying to separate two frozen burgers with a kitchen knife. He did it exactly as you shouldn't - burgers in his hand and pushing the knife into them. I'm sure you can guess what happened..... I had to rush him to A&E to have stitches in BOTH SIDES of his hand. :eek:
Poor guy..but this is why people are always telling you to be careful with knives. My mum slipped over a puddle of water, fell, and bent her toe backwards...lol...
Neither can I. I, having no interest in sports or physical activity, have managed to dodge serious injury for my entire life. The last truly painful thing I can remember happening to me was back in elementary school - I dropped a pencil on the floor and shot my hand down to grab it while it was still falling. I managed to hit the point with my hand right when the eraser end hit the floor, so I managed to accidentally stab my hand with a sharp pencil tip.
I have actually dislocated my knee. I was...changing...my pants...that's right...changing my pants... I'm not sure exactly, but I took off my jeans, i put one leg up in the air, so i could slip one pant leg up it...and I fell...Idk how it got dislocated, I didn't fall against anything...well I hit my head on my dresser, but idk how that works lol. I ended up in a knee-imobilizer for all of second semester my freshman year...crutches and all...went to the hospital in my boxers! but the x-ray lady was funny and told me "wow, your the most interesting case ive had all day!" I had to shower with a chair...it's not fun... Be careful next time you change your pants!! :roflmao:
I was dating this girl very briefly and I "might" have had something to drink. and we were wrestling and she threw me on my ass when I was talking to a friend at a party. All my weight went on my wrist and yup, I broke it
ouch. I didn't know you could dislocate a rib, I'd never heard of it before, it sounds very painful though...
Last injury hmm probably a few months ago when i was doing Laser Tag (game where you put a vest on and run around shooting each other with laser guns) anyway, i was running which is a big no no but who doesn't run??? i ran backwards into a box on the wall and split my shoulder open, didn't notice at the time so i kept playing got home and realized that my shirt was stuck to me, because part of it was inside me all good now, but i got a nice purple scar on my shoulder blade
hmm. I sprained my left elbow playing tag when i was supposed to be playing tennis. I had to get a sling for a week. And before that, i broke my right elbow falling down a flight of stairs at school. xD the school covered the stairs with a layer of some sorts to prevent other ppl from falling.
