What are you thinking?

And he killed my Canadian dream. This phone call was supposed to make me feel better.

 

You have no idea how much I love it when a guy has a long tongue...

 

I find it funny that that's the message that was picked. Our Univ doesn't give any warning nor do they have a outdoor emergency alert system. But at least you for out that it was only a teest.

 

Come to think about it, why do they describe it as an "armed shooter?" Ever heard of an "Unarmed Shooter?" Oh wait...

 

Richard Hammond is sexier than everyone anyway so its ok

 

Managed to scare my roommate over getting excited for a good email. He has seen me cry and do a happy dance all in one night.

 

It's funny how a conversation about a book series came bring up memories concerning how controlling my mom was when I was a kid.

 

Why do I fall for the people who are dense as a rock..... DX

 

I miss Dennis ;(

 

Lol, did the personnel ever catch who was responsible for it?

That reminds me of my nephew, but he didn't pull the fire alarm as a prank. I think no one ever explained to him what a fire alarm was. So one day, while he was at school, he pulled it out of curiosity. When I picked him up, the teacher explained the scenario. I apologized numerous times on his behalf, and his teacher told his mom what happened. To this day, he never did it again, haha.

 

I found League of Legends installed on a school computer :lol:

 

"Quick, duck! He's unarmed and dangerous!"

"Sir! Please spit the weapon out and put your stumps in the air!"

which leads me to wonder if there is such a thing as a mouth operated weapon.

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STOP. STOP. Please, for the love of god. Why's it cool to say "ooh I'm a lesbian and I like transguys because they're really butch". No straight guy ever goes around saying "transguys are like one of the guys and I wanna date someone like that" so...why?

 

Eugh. The "my lovely pet trans friend" situation?

 

Yeah, kinda. I just find it really, really annoying when lesbians actively seek out transguys and still insist they're 100% lesbian. Because I know for a fact they wouldn't turn around and date a transwoman- they basically, to be frank, want a vagina.

 

Sometimes, I feel like punching my brother squarely in the face. Now is one of those times.

 

So many weird people on buses >.<

 

Glad I'm not the only one to think that!

 

Continuing the grandma saga, here's the lovely emails she sent me yesterday:

AHAHAHHA she is such a drama queen, my life is gonna be sooo horrific yeah right okay.



And beauty is subjective you know, and anyway that shit does not play a part in any of this. So vain and shallow.

I think her stats are inaccurate, I mean I know trans peeps in general have high homicide/suicide rates, especially the gals I think, so I'd love to see where she got her source, but anyway---why the fuck should i back down from being who I am and all that? Doesn't she realise that her overall reaction is part of the problem? People see trans folk as bad and freaks and all that and it's them who are in the wrong, not us. Yeah and no matter the stats of anything, my life isn't gonna be automatically horrible like wtf.

(bold is mine)

I think the thing about Jude is my nickname for Ruthven which is Rude. lol like I'm gonna change it for anyone. She really thinks she can have any say in my name? especially after the way she's been acting? lol bitch please -----oh and I also do not appreciate this "transgenders" shit--we are not "transgenders"--we are trans people (going off on a personal tangent for some reason, I myself consider my body and all its parts male, and i was born as such, and only use trans in regard to being assigned otherwise at birth----lol imagine telling her this, she'd probably lose her mind even more)


I'm not sure how to respond to her cause she's so ridiculous....maybe just basically what I wrote here? hmmm....


holy crap I just noticed in her second email she signed with Elena instead of grandma lol so is that a sign of like me not being her grandson and shit?