What are you thinking?

Hmm... I haven't been posting much lately, but I'm spending just as much time online. I'm just sort of fading into the shadows.

 

Bowling with two shots of vodka in me. I love vodka.

 

My dad has suddenly morphed back into the guy I knew and hated before this summer as he participated in the newest extreme sport: grocery shopping.

In the parking lot, his Kurig cups rang up as a different flavor, but got the same sale price. His reaction:

"I DIDN'T BUY FUCKING FUCKING ICED FUCKING COFFEE!!" as he stormed back inside the store to force them to correct his receipt. Sure enough, the price was the same and there was no issue.

Then we got home and he continued to check the receipt, as we bought from the sale items to try to get $100, as if you bought $100 in groceries, you got gas at the gas station outside for $2.99 a gallon.

"Wait, the olive oil was...THEY DID IT AGAIN!! GOD DAMN THEM!!!! EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS!!!" as he got in his car to go abuse the girl at the customer service desk. I'd hate to be her right now.

On a side note, my dad saw that Sunny D was on sale, 10 for $10 and he noted how disgusting he thought it was. I had to restrain myself from saying, "It's actually pretty good with a shot and a half of Vodka in it."

 

This thread is pretty full, time for another