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Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

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  1. penta

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    You ordered the afrikan party soup didn't you?

    Waiter there is are submarines fighting out a war in my soup
     
    #121 penta, Oct 7, 2015
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    Sorry we thought you ordered the AQUAcotta soup

    Waiter, waiter! Get out of my soup
     
    #122 FootballFan101, Oct 7, 2015
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    Not until you tip me

    Waiter, there's an old man, holding a gun, and dressed as Leslie Knope in my soup
     
    #123 baconpox, Oct 7, 2015
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    I believe Mr Cranston is partaking of the tradition of mash-up cosplay. You should be honoured.

    Waiter, there's a spelling mistake in my soop.
     
    #124 Connorcode, Oct 9, 2015
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    no sir, it's correct. please wear your eye-glass.

    waiter, there's a cow dung in my soup!
     
    #125 || Kheya ||, Oct 10, 2015
  6. penta

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    That's because it is an indian recipe, the call it holy crap soup

    Waiter there is only sand in my soup
     
    #126 penta, Oct 10, 2015
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    That's because it's a California recipe, designed to save water during the drought. Also, it's the latest fad; you're supposed to use your spoon, and make drawings in it! Very therapeutic.

    Waiter! There's a lot of radioactive waste in my soup...it's even glowing!
     
    #127 HuskyPup, Oct 10, 2015
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    It's supposed to be like that, because it is teenage mutant ninja turtle soup.

    Waiter, there are 10,000 lost souls in my soup. I was unaware this establishment sold haunted cuisine!
     
    #128 TigerInATophat, Oct 11, 2015
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    Sorry, I thought you ordered the Chicken NooOOOoOoOOoOOOdle soup.

    Waiter, there's a cowboy in my soup!
     
    #129 bubbles123, Oct 11, 2015
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    Hey, this is a southern restaurant, and soul food is our specialty!


    Opps, edit:

    @bubbles123: That's cause you ordered the authentic, rancher's-style chili!

    Waiter! There's an angry mob in my soup, and they've grabbed away the spoon, and are flinging hot soup at me!
     
    #130 HuskyPup, Oct 11, 2015
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    well here is another spoon to fight back...


    Waiter, a miniature airplane just crashed in my soup!!
     
    #131 penta, Oct 12, 2015
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    It's a 'blood of people who died in a plane crash' soup, not tomato.

    Waiter, there's a 12 gauge shotgun in my-
    *shoots you in the foot*
    Oops...
     
    #132 Ryu, Oct 12, 2015
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    Waiter - It appears one of us got shot in the foot. Are you 'you' or am I 'you', dear customer?

    Customer - I'm afraid I lost track of who 'you' is too. Coincidently, waiter, there's a foot in my soup with a gunshot wound in it.
     
    #133 Connorcode, Oct 12, 2015
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    Hello? 911? Uh, someone got their foot shot in the kitchen at this resturant and now the foot is a few rooms over. I'm sorry, what did you say?

    Waiter, there is a fork in my soup.
     
    #134 PerfectlyNormal, Oct 12, 2015
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    Oh my! I'm so sorry, I forgot the knife...

    Waiter, my soup tastes punny
     
    #135 Ruby Dragon, Oct 13, 2015
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    Well ma'am, it's soup-osed to.

    Waiter, superman is in my soup.
     
    #136 bubbles123, Oct 18, 2015
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    Waiter: Well, he said he was soup-erman...

    Waiter, there's a parade in my soup.
     
    #137 littleraven, Oct 18, 2015
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    well that's because you ordered the pride soup

    waiter there is a pipe-bomb in my soup!
     
    #138 penta, Oct 18, 2015
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    Waiter: The flavors really explode in your mouth.

    Waiter, there are feet in my soup.
     
    #139 littleraven, Oct 18, 2015
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    Pull yourself together then!
    Wait, wrong joke...


    Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!
     
    #140 Ryu, Oct 18, 2015
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