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Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by thesharkamander, Jun 28, 2015.

  1. BrokenRecord

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    Isn't that exactly what you ordered?

    Waiter, there's dog shit in my soup!
     
  2. Chi and Bashful

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    I thought soup was supposed to be wet

    Waiter theres a depressed catfish in my soup
     
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    You don't like excitement?

    Waiter, there's a 2006 Chevrolet Impala in my soup!
     
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    I'm very sorry about that. Next time we'll be sure to supply a Japanese vehicle with your soup!

    Waiter, there's fire ants in my soup!
     
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    I thought you wanted it spicy?

    Waiter, there's a homophobe in my soup!
     
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    Oh, I'm so sorry about that. I'll be right back with a more liberal soup. My apologies!

    Waiter, there's a WWII fighter jet in my soup!
     
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    My apologies, I'll get S.A.M to take that out right away

    Waiter, there's a PANDA in my soup!
     
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    Nobody appreciates what I do for them... I even moved to hawaii to get this job and still nobody appreciates me... What's the point...

    Waiter, there's a land mine in my soup!
     
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    You shouldnt of said no to pand NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA (the panda samashes the bowl) (if you get that reference you are awesome)

    Edit: Dammit!

    Waiter: ALLAHAU AKBAR!!!!

    WAITER WAITER theres a man in my soup, and his name is JOHN CEEENA
     
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    You get a free meme with every meal.

    Waiter, There's an abstract concept in my soup!
     
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    But is it really there? Are you sure the soup isn't just a metaphor for a still place in your life?

    Waiter, Donald Trump is in my soup!
     
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    Sorry about that we will have the extermination team over right ASAP

    waiter waiter theres a soup in my soup
     
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    SOUPCEPTION!

    waiter, there's a llama in my soup
     
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    You did order an exotic soup

    Waiter there is a stiletto shoe in my soup
     
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    I'm sorry sir, that's probably going to take time to heel.

    Waiter, there's an EC Staff Member in my soup!
     
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    You wanted the best soup ever didn't you?

    Waiter there is Harry Potter in my soup
     
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    Didn't you order magic soup?

    Waiter, there's a pack of cigarettes in my soup!
     
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    You did want smoked salmon soup

    Waiter there is the titanic in my soup and no ice in sight
     
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    well excuse me i'll bring the ice right away !

    Waiter there is a leprechaun in my soup and he's eating my soup!
     
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    You ordered the Quick and lucky soup?

    Waiter there's a tooth I'm my soup!