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Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

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  1. MetalRice

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    It's the "Right out of the Deep Sea" Soup; what'd you expect?

    Waiter! there's a naked couple making out in my soup!
     
    #61 MetalRice, Jun 30, 2015
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    Didn't you order the love soup?

    Waiter, there is a half-eaten cupcake in my soup
     
    #62 Ruby Dragon, Jul 1, 2015
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    It's complementary, Ma'am ..

    Hey waiter! there's too much chilly in my soup.
     
    #63 || Kheya ||, Jul 1, 2015
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    well you said you are the spicy type..so we made it like you

    Waiter there is a my-little-pony in my soup
     
    #64 penta, Jul 1, 2015
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    It's Pony Fandom Day!

    Waiter, there's a polar bear in my soup!
     
    #65 ErickWolf, Jul 1, 2015
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    well you did order artic blast soup
    waiter theres a star in my soup
     
    #66 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jul 1, 2015
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    When you originally asked for some M&M flavour in your soup, I wasn't quite sure if you meant the candy or the celebrity. In the end I made a decision and went with the man, Eminem.
    Apparently a star is not what you wanted. I really do appoligize for any inconvenience.


    Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup?!?! What kind of utter nonsense is that!?!?
     
    #67 Emmanuella, Jul 1, 2015
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    im sorry sir let me replace that with a shovel, sorry for getting your silveware mixes up
    waiter theres a mac lipstick in my soup i heard that they contain lead
     
    #68 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jul 1, 2015
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    Sir, spoons come with every bowl

    Waiter! There's a pride parade marching through my soup!
     
    #69 MetalRice, Jul 1, 2015
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    Sorry sir, but I did tell you our soup was fabulous.

    Waiter there's a baby chicken in my soup!
     
    #70 SabreBear, Jul 1, 2015
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    You did ask for chicken soup didn't you?

    Waiter there is mount rushmore I'm my soup
     
    #71 happydavid, Jul 4, 2015
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    "Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!"
     
    #72 The Purple One3, Jul 4, 2015
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    That's how you are supposed to have the soup, ma'am.

    Hey waiter, there's a guitar in my soup!
     
    #73 || Kheya ||, Jul 5, 2015
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    There's a [censored] in my soup!
     
    #74 Kat 5, Jul 5, 2015
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    You ordered the Dirty Soup.

    Waiter, there's an aircraft carrier in my soup!
     
    #75 ErickWolf, Jul 6, 2015
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    You said the areforce special

    Waiter there is a ballet dancing poodle in my soup
     
    #76 happydavid, Sep 1, 2015
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    Yes, of course, you ordered the unusual performances which was on special

    Waiter, there's a parallel universe in my soup.
     
    #77 greatwhale, Sep 1, 2015
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    You have a lot of soup for £2

    Waiter there is a clone of me in my soup
     
    #78 happydavid, Sep 1, 2015
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    Do they like it?You will both have to pay for the soup then.

    Waiter, there's a set of car keys in my soup!
     
    #79 Canterpiece, Sep 1, 2015
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    Damn! I knew I lost them somewhere!

    Waiter, there is a tropical depression in my soup!
     
    #80 greatwhale, Sep 1, 2015
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