Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

Didn't you order the alphabetical soup?

Waiter, there's a maid outfit in my soup.

 

We did say it was a custom maid soup

Waiter there is a chainsaw in my soup

 

We are providing it free of cost to cut the chicken pieces in the soup ..

Waiter, there is a cat in my soup!

 

You also have a hotdog with your fries

Waiter your in my soup

 

It's Japanese custom sir.

Waiter, there's soup in my soup.

 

That's typically what comes with the order when you order soup sir.

Waiter! There's a Confederate battle flag in my soup!

 

Well we are in Mississippi it comes with all soups and salads...and you get two with all entrees
Waiter there's a crusty Porn mag in my soup

 

Didn't you order the "Cream Soup"?... ohh not that kind of cream?

Waiter! There's nachos in my soup!

 

Why are you complaining that sounds amazing

Waiter there's a poke battle between a charzard and an alakazam in my soup

 

You mean that you put your DS in the soup?

Waiter! There's a small tree growing in my soup...

 

That'll be $50 to watch the battle, or I'll have to ask you to leave sir.

Waiter, my spoon is too big!

 

That's not a spoon sir; that's a stick.

Waiter! My soup is rainbow colored!

 

Sir that's a bowl of skittles not soup
Waiter there is a man in my soup

 

well you did ordered "chef soup" didn't you?

Waiter there is a shark swimming in my soup

 

Waiter: Oh, sorry. That was Chuck Norris' order.


Damn it, waiter! What are you doing in my soup?!

 

im not in your soup your soup just happens to be under where im standing
waiter my soup has an xbox one in it!

 

The back stroke

Waiter there is a tropical fish in my soup

 

You ordered the Hawaiian Soup; didn't you?

Waiter! There's a computer in my soup!

 

So you didn't want the apple soup?
Waiter there's a dancing banana in my soup

 

That's because you ordered the awesome soup!

Waiter, there's a pod of orcas in my soup!