Member Interviews

I would finish learning Spanish. I have a feeling that's the best resume enhancer.

Don't I already live in hell?

Blue and gray. It's a tie.

I like Tortellini with Bearnaise Sauce, and I like pretty much anything mint.

Blue moon. Why? I'm kind of hard to explain.

I hate cleaning the toilets. I'll only do that if I can have a pair of gloves. Believe it or not, I like to vacuum. When I'm home, I vacuum every day, sometimes twice a day because we have two shedding dogs which makes it a daily chore, and I happen to enjoy vacuuming for some reason. Not to mention when you're cleaning a two-story, 2,000 square foot ranch style house, it's a good workout.

7) Blue or Orange? And why?
Blue. Much tamer.

8) What's your favourite fictional character?
Olivia Benson from "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit."

9) You need to buy a calendar, what kind of pictures do you look for?
If I wasn't at my parents house right now, I'd get the kind they keep behind the counter with nice pictures of scantily-clad guys. Other than that, I've had "The Simpsons" calendars, Dilbert, you name it.

10) Finish this sentence: "The key..."
to happiness is to not worry about what people think and realize that nobody really gives a shit either.

 

For CJliving:

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German.

Naruto.

I like a lot of the techniques they do. I'd totally be in the short-lived Hidden Sound Village, or take the place of Orochimaru themselves.

I could tell you a favorite color, but when it comes to eyes, it depends on the person. Their hair color, skin complexion, even the articles of clothing they wear.

Pickle juice on chicken. Not a lot, but some.

Oreo ice cream.

I never had household chores for very long, as I'd always get out of them. But now that I'm older, there are things I have to do... or I'll lose my utilities, LOL.

I don't mind cleaning, but that may be due to the fact, I don't allow my home to get too messy. So it's never an overwhelming task.

I hate mowing the yard. Not because of the mowing, but due to the weather, it can become ridiculously humid and hot in Kentucky. And that is horrible!

If it's a lighter blue, like electric blue or baby blue, then blue. If it's a really dark blue, then orange.

This is difficult to answer, because I like a lot of them. So, you'll get three of my favorites:

- Orochimaru (Naruto)
- Azula (Avatar: TLA)
- Sithis (The Elder Scrolls)

I like The Far Side. If I don't go for some comic strip calendar, then it's usually something akin to scenery, like lakes, gardens, or castles. It's been a while since I've bought a calendar though...

The key... is within, behind the lock that is fear.

 

Hmm, I was right, this did get interesting.
Muahahaha

 

Holy fucking shit you guys are slaughtering this thread with questions. I shall pedo grin you all pedo grins :icon_cool

In other news my arm is sore as fuck from reaching the keyboard. Why do I do this to myself?

 

I want to be interviewed! Gimme some cool and unique questions!


Here are some 'questions' for whoever wants them:

1. We're going on an adventure! Choose 5 EC members who will embark on this journey with you:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

2. Nice! Welcome aboard the Fun Train, guys! Here, we will-- OH MY GOD IT'S A SHARKNADO EVERYONE TAKE COVER!

Everyone runs to safety, but #4 is just standing there, looking at the damn thing! If you help him, you risk your own life. What do you do?

3. Phew. That was intense. We lost our Fun Train, sadly. It seems we are stuck in Vegas for a while... why is it so empty, though?

OH MY GOD, ZOMBIES! Quick, go to that restaurant and grab a weapon! :eek:

*Everyone grabs a random item and attacks.

F*ck! #1 and #5 are about to be bitten! You can only help one. Who do you save?

4. Is it over? YES! We did it! Let's get out of this crazy place.

After a long while of traveling, you all reach civilization. As you enter the town, you see everyone inside it is dancing to ''Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go!''

DANCE PARTY! Which person in your crew twerks with you? (!)

5. Oh no, a swarm of Vampire Cuccos is attacking! #3 is too distracted doing the Jive to notice! He's too far away. What do you do?

6. After successfully hiding from the demonic Cuccos, the rest of your crew starts a campfire and starts telling scary stories.

You and #2 sleep in the same tent... things were pretty intense today. You feel lots of sexual tension. What happens in the tent? :icon_redf

7. It's morning, and everything seems to be normal... so you all leave before there's another Sharknado.

So far, so good... well, mostly.

As you walk towards the next town, you are all starving. You haven't eaten for days.

You spot a wild Pikachu. What happens next?! :eek:

8. You reach the next town. There, you meet Dr. Who. He explains that you are currently in a different dimension and that is why crazy things are happening. He offers to take you back in his Tardis, but someone in your crew has to make out with him... tongue action included! Who kisses... Who? (xD)

9. You are at last back to your normal dimension. What did you think of your adventure?

10. Interesting. Want to go on another adventure? :lol:

 

Any one else wants some questions? I can give you geeky questions! You can choose from:

~ Avatar World
~ Wizarding World
~ X-Men
~ League of Legends
~ Zombies
~ Pokemon (choose a level from 1 to "I will bang anyone for Satoshi Tajiri's signature")

 

Okay ask me questions regarding zombies.

 

Can I do this again? :3

 

Do me pls but I might need a pm too

 

From golgari! Thanks!

1.What 3 colors would describe you, generally, then explain why?
1. Purple, because it's my favorite color, I tend to reflect it on what I wear, it's fun to pronounce, and it is known to be the color of imagination and creativity.

2. Yellow, as it is a very fun color that symbolizes optimism and cheerfulness, but also reflects impatience and cowardice...

3. Black, as I am a person that is very mysterious in real life because I tend to stay away from people. It also symbolizes the unknown, and I am a person that tends to keep things bottled up inside...

2. If you are going to eat 1 kind of food for 1 month, what would it be?
I'm going to have to say ice cream. I'll probably have a severe case of diabetes afterwards, but at least ice cream is yummy and it comes in different colors and flavors!

3. What is your most embarrassing moment?
Calling my friend a 'perra' (very loudly) in class without knowing what it meant. It was absolutely horrible and I wanted someone to shoot me in that very moment.

4. Which country do you want to live in?
People call me crazy for this, but... New York. It just seems like such an amazing place full of hopes and dreams. People there can be harsh, but I just love it. I've never been there, though.

5. What is your talent?
Haha, if I have a talent, I definitely haven't discovered it yet. However I guess you could say I'm a bit better than average at some things. For example, I write, draw, run, play videogames, sing, and dance a little better than your average person but I'm not amazing at anything.

Then here comes the Pokemon questions (I think you know enough about Pokemon to answer this)
Yes! Bring it on!

6. You are in the middle of your Pokemon journey! Who will be your 6 Pokemon?
This is going to be chosen solely on personal interest and not on capability in battle:

1. Roserade
2. Cacturne (I just love it!)
3. Mismagius
4. Chikorita (my favorite Pokémon ever!)
5. Weavile (Recently became a favorite)
6. Slurpuff


7. Who are are you traveling with (atleast 2 EC members) and what Pokemon are they holding?
I'm traveling with Chase Stein (Hug. Rex) who will be carrying a Tyrunt, a Togepi, a Cranidos and a Wooper. I will also be traveling with Lone Dragon who will be carrying a Dratini, a Slowking just cause, a Mienfoo, and a Bagon.


8. Who are the Elite Four (EC members) and what is their type specialty?
HM03, who specializes in Water types for obvious reasons.
Candy King, who specializes in Charizards.
Gypsycloset, who specializes in Fairy/Dragon types.
Golgari, who specializes in green.

The Champion would be Kaiser, who specializes in... everything.


9. If you would become a Pokemon, what is/are your type/s?
If I were a pokémon, my type would be normal/psychic.

10. For you, which Pokemon is the best design wise? how about battle wise? And why?

Design wise, I could tell you Yveltal or Meloetta are the best, because They made Yveltal look badass while also looking like the letter Y, and Meloetta because of her forme changes (even though they're essentially useless in battle) but I'm going for Hawlucha, just because it's so awesome! It's wings look like capes. How cool is that?! It's also the first fighting/flying type.

Battle Wise, I would say nothing because I am a firm believer that it doesn't matter which pokémon you use; what matters is the player, not the pokémon. However, let's go with Togekiss.

 

From Golgari- Zombie Apocalypse.

1.) Who will be in your Zombie Apocalypse team (EC members only)? And what will be their use?

Kaiser- The sophisticated woman who later holds the knowledge on how to defeat the zombies.
Tiger In A Tophat- My best friend in the apocalypse who has the bravery of 100 men and kills as many zombies as she sees fit. She is our female terminator/warrior.
ItsMary- The cute Spanish girl who holds magical powers and teleports us from one place to another.
Andrew- The guy who keeps everyone in a positive uplifting mood even at the worst of times.
Golgari- The one who can pass through zombies undetected and who ultimately is the answer to why the Zombie Apocalypse started in the first place. He is Kaisers problem solving partner.

SORRY IF I LEFT YOU OUT! I WISH I HAD THE ENERGY TO WRITE MORE PEOPLE DOWN! ♥

2.) What will be the items in your bag? Remember to travel light!
A torch, PSS silent pistol, Machete, First aid kit, Vibrator :badgrin:, Porn magazine, Map, Spark plug and SOME food.


3.) What is your main weapon?
Machete. Only use PSS silent pistol when in absolute need of it. (Try save bullets)


4.) What is your zombie apocalypse outfit? (posting pictures of clothes is better )



5.) You saw that your closest teammate have a zombie bite mark in his/her arm but he/she keeps on hiding it. What will you do? Will you tell the group or you will talk to him/her first?
Talk to them first.. then tell the group. And decide whether to cut it off.

6.) A guy covered in blood (he has no wounds; the blood doesnt look like it came from the zombies) came up to you and claimed that he knows the answer on how to end the zombie apocalypse. Would you trust him?
I would interrogate him first. Then if I believe what he says I might trust him. But I would tell everyone to be cautious of him for at least the first week.

7.) You saw your uber hot sexy girlfriend (LOL!) and the guy from question number 6 are both pinned by zombies. They are 20 meters apart and you are only holding a melee weapon. Who would you help first? The one you love or the one that COULD save the world?
Well.. Kaiser and Golgari pretty well know the answer and I would still like to get laid at least once a night or week so.. I would help my super sexy girlfriend first ♥


8.) Would you help and let a pregnant woman with 4 children join your group?
I would try find them a VERY safe place to hide while we go out and gather food/find answers and come back to see them every 2 days to make sure they're alright (I can't leave a pregnant woman alone so I would leave Andrew there to look after her while we're gone.)

9.) Your whole team wants to commit suicide. Will you stop them? If yes, how? What will you tell them?
I will stop them and tell them that we may be the worlds only hope and that this is bigger then us and that it would be selfish and cowardly to kill yourself.. we fight to the death.


10.) If a zombie bit you, what will you do? Would you tell it your team? And what will be your last words when you're feeling the zombie virus consuming you?
Yes I would tell them.. and I would tell them to shoot me if I turned. I would tell them all to keep fighting and that my death wont be in vain. I would tell Kaiser she is the leader of the group now and that you all need to put your faith in her. I would tell my girlfriend I love her and kiss her one last time. Then I would die peacefully in her arms ♥

 

Golgari ask me some X-Men nerdy questions.

 

Got this Pm from Lil Bro Micah

1. Boxers or briefs, vanilla or chocolate, strawberry or mango, coffee or tea? Also, what's your favourite colour how come I don't know this about you
Boxers briefs, Vanilla, Mango,Coffee.
I like Dark Blue but then again I really like Gray.

2. You have to direct a new Disney animated movie. What's the concept and what would you do to make it stand out from other Disney movies?
Probably a typical Princess Movie with a dark humour subtly involved

3. What's your dream job and why?
It would probably be travelling and getting paid with it (I guess that everyone's dream right?) but really I do like volunteering and checking out areas who are in need especially in rural places

4. Would you rather get ₱1,000,000 or have ten extremely promising dates with a guy who's your type?
I'd take the money anytime tbh. The boys can wait hun

5. Who's your favourite superhero? And if you were a superhero, what would your power be ideally? And would you rather have a cape or a hood?
I don't really have any and if I were a superhero it would be nice to have the same abilities as Mystique or Nightcrawler and I'd go for the hood because if you watch The Incredibles you'd know how superheroes with cape end up getting killed.

6. If you were the avatar, what nation would you be from, and who would be in your avatar team posse (And what elements would they bend, if they're benders?)?
I always liked Waterbending and even before Hama introduced Bloodbending, I've been interested because it involves water and water is delicate but can be very deadly. I would like to have Kya as part of my team posse because I was sold on her fight with Zahir.

7. What were your favourite subjects and least favourite ones in school, and why?
I've always hated math and it's just my waterloo. My favourites were English, Literature, History, Culinary and anything health related subjects.
8. What's the best dish you've ever made? And do you have any cooking stories about any huge fails you've made?
Hmm I think the best dish is probably making Oso Buco Milanese which is an Italian dish and I've never done Italian cuisine before. My culinary instructor hand picked it for me and my team and we had to do it without any formal knowledge about it. It's a dish that we had to cook for our school competition and end up winning.

The worst dish was probably when I was the cook for my aunt's tiny restaurant. Since she knew I cook, she had me make 5 different meals for her customers. All of which end up being either really bad or just so-so. I also had to cook rice in a very large rice pot which resulted into a failure because I've never cooked in that kind of container before. I had to quit because I was always flustered and even made me not to cook ever again.

9. What's your favourite food and drink, and when's the last time you've had either?
I have tons of favourite food but Kimchi comes to mind and the last time I've had it was a month ago. I like drinks that has fruity smell in it and anything to do with melon scent.

10. What's a secret not many people know about you?
That I'm gay as fuck or I have a very morbid sense of humour.

 

Don't know how this works and I don't really know anyone on this site but here are my questions for anyone reading this:

1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2. Spring, summer, winter or autumn?
3. What are you passions/dreams in life?
4. How much do you HATE or LOVE your leaders. Country leader
5. If you could live through one moment in your life for a period time, which moment would you live in?
6. If you could hook yourself up to an experience machine where every pleasure would be created for you, would you become part of this experience machine?
7. Legalize lsd or marijuana or neither or both?
8. Tell me about a quote that reflects or represents you
9. Are you a chronic procrastinator or the best organizer of all time?
10. There are two paths. The first path leads to a paradise almost instantly. The second path needs you to go through stages, which can cause suffering but then ultimately leads you to paradise, which one do you choose and why?

Anyone can answer these questions and please do the more the merrier.

 

I'll answer it, Decandyman! Welcome to EC!

1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as the woodchuck could possibly chuck, but only if the woodchuck could chuck wood, which isn't possible.

2. Spring, summer, winter or autumn?

Autumn. It's just so beautiful, colorful, and calming. I enjoy it a lot. Nothing better than sitting in the park, feeling that nice little breeze, and watching the leaves fall off a tree.

3. What are you passions/dreams in life?

I don't have any dreams, currently. My passion... music, I guess.

4. How much do you HATE or LOVE your leaders. Country leader

I despise our Puerto Rican government more than you can imagine. Like, try to imagine how much I hate it... then multiply it by 5. Ugh, every 4 years it gets even worse.

5. If you could live through one moment in your life for a period time, which moment would you live in?

None. Lol, I prefer to live in the moment and forget about the past.

6. If you could hook up yourself to an experience machine where every pleasure would be created for you, would you become part of this experience machine?

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going! :roflmao:

Um, I guess... maybe?

7. Legalize lsd or marijuana or neither or both?

I actually don't care. Wanna legalize it? Legalize it. If not, that's ok too.

8. Tell me about a quote that reflects or represents you

''We accept the love we think we deserve.''

9. Are you a chronic procrastinator or the best organizer of all time?

Chronic procrastinator. I'm procrastinating right now. D:

10. There are two paths. The first path leads to a paradise almost instantly. The second path needs you to go through stages, which can cause suffering but then ultimately leads you to paradise, which one do you choose and why?

The first path. I've been through enough suffering in life, and I could honestly use a bit of happiness.

 

For Decandyman:

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1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not enough, if folks have to keep asking this question.

2. Spring, summer, winter or autumn?
Winter.

I love snow. It's very beautiful, and fitting.

3. What are you passions/dreams in life?
Global domination... but settling for writing, inspiring, and amusement.

4. How much do you HATE or LOVE your leaders. Country leader.
Mitch McConnell represents Kentucky. I hate that fucker. He-- no, we'll leave it at that.

Barack Obama is the President of the United States. On social issues, he's done quite a bit, even if some of it seems questionable. Everything else, it's hit or miss. I particularly don't like a lot of his renewing of Bush era policies.

5. If you could live through one moment in your life for a period time, which moment would you live in?
The romantic in me wants to say when I first cuddled with a young lady named J.

That aside, I wouldn't mind living through some of my dealing days again. Not for the dealing itself, but the excess money I had. It's hard not to miss that.

6. If you could hook yourself up to an experience machine where every pleasure would be created for you, would you become part of this experience machine?
By 'every' pleasure, does that mean to me or for somebody else? Somebody may get off on seeing me suffer!

Has this been tested before, or am I the guinea pig? I'd probably give it a shot, if it was tested. I'm not doing that, LOL.

7. Legalize lsd or marijuana or neither or both?
Legalize marijuana.

8. Tell me about a quote that reflects or represents you.
" Rectitude carried to excess hardens into stiffness;
Benevolence indulged beyond measure sinks into weakness. "

9. Are you a chronic procrastinator or the best organizer of all time?
I can easily be a procrastinator.

But if I really want something, I'm the best damn organizer of all time. I'm also a bit meticulous about certain things, which feeds into the organizer tendencies.

10. There are two paths. The first path leads to a paradise almost instantly. The second path needs you to go through stages, which can cause suffering but then ultimately leads you to paradise, which one do you choose and why?
The first path... because my paradise would include killing the asshole, who even made the second path, LOL. I want to get to that sooner.