Member Interviews

1) Would you rather be drunk and lost in the jungle for 2 days or bored and stuck in an elevator for 2 days?


I love being drunk and I love being outdoors, so I simply must choose option one :lol: Also, I would have to shit and pee over the course of two days, and doing it in an elevator would not be fun

2) What are some of your favorite color schemes?

I really dig silver and navy. Is that a colour scheme? Let's say yes.

3) You're being forced to live on an island for 5 years, you can bring 6 other people from EC, who do you bring and what role do you assign them?

Shiro: Official Maker of Dick Jokes
Spartan117: Official Island Cutie
Kaiser: Official Ego Booster and ruler and keeping everyone in line pretty much you're our mom
MrBrightside Official Island Drunk and Singer of Bar Songs
uniqueusername3: Official Sass Consultant
AwesomGaytheist Official Peace Bearer

Oh shit I should've chosen someone with medical skills

4) You're in a RPG, what kind of character are you?

Khajiit, thief. And of course, wearing the doofiest combination or armour I can find.

5) What makes you sexy?

Well, I can do an okay Christopher Walken impression. That guy is the epitome of sexy.

6) You're given the ability to make any 5 people fall in love with you. However, the catch is, you're only given 10 years more to live. Do you accept? If so, who do you pick?

Maybe in a few more years. I'm okay with being alone now, but I can see how this would be beneficial when I'm not.

• Sarah Michelle Gellar
• The guy I had a crush on in grade 7
• The cute cashier at Tim's
• Naruto
• I can't think of anyone else

7) You're a professional wrestler, what is your theme song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3B0W3TMs It'll totally set the mood for me to get my ass kicked.

8) You're paid a million dollars to direct a porno, what will you call the film?

Rock 'em Cock 'em .....I'm so sorry I couldn't think of anything clever.

9) Time-travelling pirates or cybernetic vikings?

Vikings. Time-travelling fucks shit up. I've seen enough Doctor Who.

10) What are some words of wisdom you can share with the EC community?

It's not sinful to add more cheese to your pizza, regardless of how much is already on it.

Also, don't take things you see on the internet to heart. It's fine to be passionate about something, but once you start replying blindly out of anger, the quality of your posts depreciates. And you look foolish.


Thanks Kaiser<3

 

More Member Interview questions for you:

1) Kittens with atomic breath or aardvarks with telekinesis?

Obviously Kittens. I could use the atomic breath as my weapon (assuming the kittens are friendly to me)


2) If you had to perform any song, and that means singing and dancing, what would it be and why?

S-club 7 - Reach


3) What is an acceptable pet name?

Depends what the animal is. :3


4) More hugs or more compliments?

Why not both? ^^

5) Would you rather train under Iron Man or Batman? Why?

Iron Man, purely because I have never had an interest in Batman.

6) You're entering an Anime-esque tournament, you are allowed to pick 5 others to accompany you from EC. Who do you pick, and what powers do you bestow upon them?

Kaiser: as a powerful magic user of all kinds
JessieRayne: Support Mage
Parsley: Elemental Mage
Straw_berry: Weapon Specialist
Myself: A light and dark Mage


7) You're allowed to create an international holiday. What day do you pick, what is the holiday, and how does one celebrate?

Whenever the first day of summer is, everyone celebrates by having barbecues and all that summery stuff. Work is optional by law.


8) If you could be any age, and stay that age for 100 more years, what age would you pick to stay as? Basically, if you pick 18, you'd stay looking 18 until you would die. You will die at 100, regardless of the age you pick to look like.

Probably as a child of about 13 years old. i know it would be super weird when it came to relationships but I would like to look more childlike. ^.^

9) You're able to use the Force. Are you Jedi or Sith?

Neither, I am an independent user of the Force. :3


10) What is the ugliest color somebody can wear?

That yellowy-orange-green color which looks like sick.

 

For Mr Golgari (!)

1. What 3 colors would describe you, generally, then explain why?

- BLUE when I feel sad
- RED when I feel angry
- GREEN when I feel peaceful

2. If you are going to eat 1 kind of food for 1 month, what would it be?

- Pizza For Sure :3

3. What is your most embarrassing moment?

- My dad caught me watching porn. It was more like a frightening experience tbh :O

4. Which country do you want to live in?

- Where the LGBT comunity is accepted and no homophobics around (maybe Thailand, Japan, Canada and some states in the US...but definitely not Russia :v)

5. What is your talent?

- Making straight people feel uncomfortable with my homosexuality Nope, I'm just kidding, I can dance like Beyoncé lolllll :roflmao:

6. Who would be in your zombie apocalypse team (EC members only), and why?

- I'll need one fellow Asian so obviously my first pick is Golgari because he's the one closest to my country. I can fly to Philipines and stay with him
- Second member is gonna be Kaiser, cause I need someone with great knowledge about zombies and mad skills to destroy them ><
- Every groups need a cute cuddly cat so...MISTERTINKLES We can totally use him as a decoy to lure the zombies while we're trying to escape lolll :badgrin:

7. Any wise words you want to share for other EC members?

- There's only one way to avoid criticism: "Do nothing, say nothing, be nothing"

- Everytime you see a RAINBOW. God is having gay sex :lol:

 

Green, hmmm.....


(SIGHT)
When I see green things, it makes me feel happy and relaxed. And when I see people in green, it kind of makes me a bit attracted to them. I feel a lot of emotions when I see the color green.

(SMELL)
For me, green smells like the most aromatic scent you'll ever smell. It is like you will smell the pines and lavender flowers and other natural perfume playing in your nose.

(HEAR)
Green sounds like leaves rustling and river flowing and bird chirping.

(FEEL)
Green feels like being touched by nature. This is why I like wearing green clothes, it makes me feel like trees, grass, vines, fruits, and flowers are hugging me. <3



Where the fuck did I get this answers?! Hahahaha!

What a weird question Ram! :lol: But I like it <3

 

I could do it.

 

More questions from the all mighty Kaiser!

1) You're to direct a remake of the original Star Wars trilogy. You must cast the following parts, with EC Members:

Luke Skywalker: BryanM
Leia: J Snow
Han Solo: greatwhale
Chewbacca: AwesomeGaytheist
R2-D2: Me
C-3P0: resu
Emperor Palpatine: PatrickUK
Darth Vader: Martin
Boba Fett: AlamoCity
Yoda: Owen

2) A time-traveling terrorist group, at gunpoint, hands you a bag of cocaine, an unloaded AK-47, and a history book. You are told you must go back in time and give each of these, to a different era of history, that is at least 50 years in the past from today. Where do you go, and what do you do?

That's an adventure from start to finish. Hmm..

Bag of cocaine: Crete - 300BC
Unloaded AK-47: Western Australia - 1705
History book: Reykjavík, Iceland - 1924

3) You are made into the dictator of Canada. But you must wed somebody, invade one country, and create one law: who you do wed? Who do you invade? What law do you make?

Wed Ryan Gosling. Invade Molossia. Everyone must own a pony, or else.

4) You're a secret agent, what is your codename?

I'm not sure, maybe something badass like Onyx Crow or Cobra Commander.

5) Would you rather train under Iron Man or Batman?

I'd say Iron Man, but the thought of being waited on by Alfred sweetens the pot a little bit by going with Batman. So, Batman it is.

6) Who would you hate to be trapped in an elevator with, for 24 hours? Why?

More than likely someone I went to school with that was outside my social circle. I don't know why completely, but I think it would just be really awkward.

7) You're given ten million dollars to host a party. What is the theme, and what will you be wearing as host?

There's a lot that could happen. (1) Roman/Greek (2) 1920's or (3) 1980s. All I know is that I would somehow find a way to pack whatever I'm wearing with squibs and turn the party into a dramatic murder mystery event. That would be fun and take everyone by surprise.

8) Irresistibly sexy body with a helium-sounding voice or sexiest voice with a not-so-sexy body?

Hmm, I'll take the sexy bod option. I'm sure I can fake it in the voice category and just keep up an air of a mystery.

9) Could you last 1 minute boxing with Mike Tyson?

If we're playing Punch-Out, I'm sure I could!

10) Do you love me?

 

1. What 3 colors would describe you, generally, then explain why?
Blue - water is my element and where I feel most in tune with my own nature.
Green - my eyes shift in green, my mother's color, when I'm emotional...
Red - I can really be a tempered pixie sometimes...

2. What is your most embarrassing moment?
... maybe from one of my first encounters with dysphoria I remember... when I was going with my class to an indoors bathhouse and my pants were see-through...
On a lighter side, maybe last year when I wanted to join up in the Pride parade but couldn't find the start ^^

3. What makes Triflow sexy? (Yeah, this is a Kaiser question )
Her f*cking sass. I mean, girl, you ain't messing with this pixie, nah-uh, mhm.

4. How do Triflow shows her love?
With pixie dust and singing softly, of course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tomHroi4ffk
And hugs.

5. You are the new fairy in the Pixie Hollow, what talent would you choose?
Pixie talent, just as with sexuality is not chosen: I thought you knew this, golgari?
However, I'd likely likely be a water fairy.

6. Queen Clarion gave you a rescue mission, who (EC members only) will you bring for that mission and what kind of fairy (ex. garden fairy, animal fairy, light fairy, etc) are they?
Golgari. A garden fairy, he can use homophobevorous plants to aid in our quest!
HappyGirlLucky - A tinker, she will be able to construct ridiculously advanced machines with close to no material.
Hazel - She shall be a water fairy and have one of these

Melody - An ice fairy, they will be able to freeze unsuspecting thistles and pirates!
Lost in thought, Yael - She shall be a light fairy and blind all enemies with her radiant gorgeous

7. Which pixie in the Pixie Hollow will be your best friend?
See my avatarsie? <3 Periwinkle, Tinkerbell's sister!

8. Any wise words you want to share for other EC members?
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixtysix

Seriously though, being different engenders spite in too many corners of this grey world that would be colorless without our awesome. We have to hang on and take care of each other so we can share ourselves with the world!
Love you all my darling sweeties!
<3

 

I'll take some questions, too.

 

1) Would you rather be drunk and lost in the jungle for 2 days or bored and stuck in an elevator for 2 days?
The first one sounds more exciting. I might meet pirates! Pirates... with unbottoned shirts and 30 inch sables... *cringe*

2) What are some of your favorite color schemes?
Light blues, greens, brown-orange

3) You're being forced to live on an island for 5 years, you can bring 6 other people from EC, who do you bring and what role do you assign them?
okay, since in my last interview, I chose all those I talk the most with, this time I'll choose none, then.

Bubbles. She'd be in charge of scavenging for smiles to bring me as a sit supreme in my sun chair <3
Lazuri. She'd be ministress of cool and my personal advisor on how to be awesome.
Kaiser. Her creative energy shall likely come in handy when building houses and when spending our free days coming up with moves for the next-gen Kama Sutra.
Hugasaurus. Because hugs are nice and stuff.
MisterTinkles. As benevolent despot, he'd be able to lead us. Of course, it was all just a simulation by his will, to test us and guide us to the Path.



4) You're in a RPG, what kind of character are you?
Guess three times gurl! A fairy, of course.

5) What makes you sexy?
My future vag <3
Otherwise, the way I simply breathe sexy.

6) You're given the ability to make any 5 people fall in love with you. However, the catch is, you're only given 10 years more to live. Do you accept? If so, who do you pick?
Would I? hmm no.
IF I would.
this guy http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1cUNsE6qWSU/maxresdefault.jpg
and look at these fierce eyes, don't they just say 'I'm gonna wr*ck that thing?' <3 http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/68345/1703013-evil_anakin.jpg
and http://babymetal.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_mwrxnjVEWS1rzz76fo8_1280.jpg
and 2 more ^^ oh, I know! golgari and Kaiser <3

7) You're a professional wrestler, what is your theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPAteuQ1rUY

8) You're paid a million dollars to direct a porno, what will you call the film?
Secret of the Cringe. Forgive me Disney! Secret of the Wings - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

9) Time-travelling pirates or cybernetic vikings?
Pirates! Mmm... pirates...

10) What are some words of wisdom you can share with the EC community?
Don't give up! Ever! Rainbow warriors, unite!

 

Spare some time and give this poor guy some interview question​

 

I got some questions from the ever random, randomly me :lol:

1.)If you could become a tree,would you?

~ I like mango trees but just because of the mangoes. But if I were to become a tree, I would be a strangler fig. The coolest and most bad ass tree. This tree will start as a vine that will creep on a host tree then cover it entirely. When the strangler fig covered the host tree, the host tree will, of course, die because of lack of sunlight. The dead tree will decay inside the strangler fig and become a fertilizer. The baby harmless strangler fig vine is now a big murderer hallow tree <3


2.)If you could switch a day in the life (body,family,school/work,EC) with 5 EC members which would you choose?

Hmmmm...

~ Number 1 on my list is definitely ChloeKiss. I just want to feel sexy and beautiful as fuck for atleast one day.
~ Martin is number 2. I want to feel how hard it is being the president of EC and also I want to go to those LGBT support events.
~ I also want to be PatrickUK for ateast a day. I want to feel how to be loved and married <3 I really look up to him. He is very wise and has a strong Christian faith. It would be hard, yes, but heck I want to feel how cool is it to be in his place. PLUS he is surrounded by LOTS of English men <3 Hahaha! Damn those sexy accents!
~ Who wouldnt want to be Kaiser?! I want to feel how cool is it to be a monarch in EC! Hahaha! Seriously tho, Kaiser has a really interesting lifestyle. It is a lifestyle I cant afford, so I want to try it.
~ Last but not the least, ClassyMan86. I want to have a relationship with someone like he have with his girlfriend. And he has a cool job! Being paid for sitting and almost doing nothing for 8 hours! :lol:


3.)Which 5 would you chose if you only had access to their user account for one day(they can't use it for this amount of time) and what would you do with it?

~ Martin again. I'll just play with the system and mess with everyone's profile! :lol:
~ randomly me so I can create random weird threads without taking the blame :lol: Hahaha!
~ I would post non sense replies on Kaiser's account and just see how would the EC community react :roflmao:
~ MisterTinkles and I would post pictures of dogs. Hahahaha!
~ Onyx Wolf so I would post colorful text and not just green text :lol:


4.)Now that we know more about green,what makes it the superior color?

~ Its the color of the plants and leaves that makes our oxygen. That's one. Plus it is the only color that makes your eyes feel relaxed when you looked at it. And the most important reason why Green is the superior color.... ITS THE COLOR OF MONEY BITCHES!!!

5.)What are your favourite EC smileys?

~ I am torn between :dry: and :laugh:

6.)You are chosen to host a grand EC party,what are your preparations and where does it take place?

~ I would, of course, ask help from some EC members that I know would contribute a lot. I want the party to big and fun, so a private island in Hawaii is perfect! Of course I want all EC members to be complete in that party so part of my preparation is black mailing Bill Gates and get some billions of dollars to pay for the air fair for other EC members who are from far away countries. Of course, the black mailing part is with the help of Ram :lol:


7.)You wrote a book.What is it called?

~ How to be Green? by Cyril <insert last name here>

8.)You have to sing (and dance!) a song in front of thousands of people.Which song do you perform?

~ NO DANCING! Just singing! Since I am a fan of rap, I would LOVE to sing some rap. I would sing this iconic Filipino rap song, entitled Bagsakan. I really like the beat and the coolness of this song. I would also want to perform Jason Mraz' I'm Yours. It is a very light and happy song and it is one of my favorite songs. And lastly, I would sing Being Green by Frank Sinatra. I dont have to explain why :lol:


9.)Your children ask you what sex is.How do you give them"the talk"?

~ "Shut the fuck up and beat the Elite Four!" Lol! Hahahaha! :lol:

Seriously, I would explain to them that sex is done for REAL LOVE and not for FUN. I would give them the scientific explanation of sex. Or I would just ask my husband/wife to explain it to them. I never had the sex talk from my parents, so how will I know?


10.)Words of wisdom for playing Pokemon.

~ For playing Pokemon... NEVER USE REPEL! Your slim chances of encountering a shiny Pokemon will get slimmer, even near to impossible! Take a look at me, Ive never encounter wild shiny Pokemon because I use repel a lot! :tears:

 

I wouldn't mind be interviewed

 

Interview me I won't bite... unless you ask nicely

 

I'd take an interview. ^^

 

So I got hit by a double whammy and was asked ten questions by both Kaiser and Triflow, so I'll take them both at once.

Let's starts with Kaiser.

1) Would you rather be drunk and lost in the jungle for 2 days or bored and stuck in an elevator for 2 days?

If I were drunk and lost in a Jungle for two days, I'm fairly certain most people would die before two days were up. On the plus side, it would be a good story if I lived so let's go with that.

2) What are some of your favorite color schemes?

Black and Crimson. Black and royal purple. Black and gold. Black and pink.... Let's just say black with most colors.

3) You're being forced to live on an island for 5 years, you can bring 6 other people from EC, who do you bring and what role do you assign them?

Tricky... Alright, let's see here.
Kaiser would help me with her wisdom and humor and make sure everybody stays relatively sane. At least at such a point where we don't kill ourselves or others. Everything else is just a bit of charming insanity.

Triflow feels like a tireless little bugger, so she's probably a good forager. Plus I think she could launch some terrific parties and infect everybody with her energy.

Melody Hanabi can be the bard, so we don't lose the awesomeness of music.

Riz. She's my ex, but she's still an awesome person. She can probably make clothes 'n shit.

Willow Melody. We can discuss games and stuff that we remember.

4) You're in a RPG, what kind of character are you?

Either a powerful sorcerer or a drow archer

5) What makes you sexy?

There is beauty in the madness. Anybody who disagrees just can't see it yet.

6) You're given the ability to make any 5 people fall in love with you. However, the catch is, you're only given 10 years more to live. Do you accept? If so, who do you pick?

I would not. Ten years is too little. If I make somebody fall in love with me it's not just to bang me, it's to make a future--how could I see my children grow with ten years to live? Besides, there's no challenge if you can just make people love you. It wouldn't be genuine.

7) You're a professional wrestler, what is your theme song?

Zakuro. I'd go for the darker, more scary wrestler. Like Undertaker.

8) You're paid a million dollars to direct a porno, what will you call the film?

Nobody Cares About the Title--Starring Emma Watson

9) Time-travelling pirates or cybernetic vikings?

Being Swedish, I have to go for the Cybernetic Vikings.

10) What are some words of wisdom you can share with the EC community?

I'll take one of my favorite quotes from Uncle Iroh
"Even in the material world, you will find that if you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see."

---​

Now for Triflow's questions.

1. You're told either you'll never get to eat hot food or you'll never be able to drink plain water again. What do you choose?

I hate plain water so it's an easy choice for me.

2. There's a zombie apocalypse and you know of an empty factory with old food (edible). Do you go by yourself, take a few close ones, or tell as many as possible to get there to safety?

I'll take a few close ones. Going in large groups of strangers is suicide.

3. It's Friday evening and on one channel is a nature show about turtles, on another America's Funniest Home Videos. Brain or demi-slapstick?

My favorite channels are Discovery Science and Animal Planet, so I think the answer to this question is obvious, haha.

4. Are you a cat, dog or neither person? Do you have an affinity for cats/dogs/-/? and why do you think so if yes?

I'm a dog person. I think it's because I enjoy the companionship. Cats are just kind of there.

5. Disney or anime? ^.^ why?

It depends on my mood, but I'd say overall I'd pick Disney--classic Disney, to be specific. Anime is nice, but classic Disney are just outright pieces of art. I mean, have you seen Fantasia? That shit is amazing.

6. You're shoplifting a film from a store. the staff catches you at it. Do you run or stay and apologize? ALternatively, do you use arcane power to get yourself out of the situation?

This is a trick question. If I had arcane powers I'd clearly already be controlling the entire world. I can take whatever I want.

7. It's 1 AM and you're sleepy. Room pitch black or drapes slightly apart?

Pitch black.

8. Emma Watson cosplaying as Morticia
or
Halle Berry as in James Bond: Die Another DAy? http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...berry-bond.jpg

Emma Watson. Without the shadow of a doubt. I mean... Have you seen My Dragon Age: Inquisition character? It's basically her.

9. You get to take any living famous person out for a night on the town/date. Tell us, Laz, who is it? <3

Jennifer Lawrence. I mean, Emma Watson is hot as hell, but Lawrence is quite the looker herself and she just seems like she's a lot of fun to be around.

10. The world economy is shaky. Shortage of chocolate or shortage of chips? : O

Screw the chips, gimme chocolate.

 

Hello Mr.Skittles, I wish to play a game...an interview game.

1. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Shape shifting!
2. Quick, the dead have risen! What is your main weapon of choice in slaying them, and what is your theme song during the rampage?
Axe! and :We Will Rock You"

3. Congratulations! You've been cleared to own any animal you wish as a pet, domesticated or not. What would you choose and what would you name them?
Tiger. Name would be Fluffy

4. Tell us something about yourself that not many people know about.

I am very clumsy!
5. What are three of your biggest guilty pleasure movies and songs?
Don't think I have any