Corrupt A Wish

Granted! But you become so addicted to playing it, you fail to earn any degress, or hold any job, and end up penniless.

I wish I was driving one of those cute little Fiat 500s.

 

Granted, it's a stolen vehicle and you get arrested and put in prison for 30 years.

I wish I could get out of the house today.

 

granted, but when you return you find your house has been having an affair with the house next door, and subsequently threw out all your things and sent you packing.

i wish i had a twink to play with

 

Granted you do, but he's a wanted fugitive in 4 other countries.

I wish my textbook didn't cost so much money.

 

Granted but you have to sleep with the entire school staff in order to get the lower prices.

I wish I would've gotten paid for the day I took off from work.

 

Granted, but since you stayed home you missed the party where your boss dropped a thousand bucks and everyone took it.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but everyone is dead.

I Wish I had more energy

 

Granted, but you have so much energy you explode because your body cannot contain it. (I don't mean that in the perverted sense you creeps :lol: )

I wish that pencils erased easier.

 

Granted they do, but the pencil winds up breaking after only 3 times of using the eraser.

I wish I understood more about Brazilian politics.

 

Granted, but then the Brazilian government hunts you down for knowing too much about them.

I wish my cat liked me.

 

granted, but now all canines hate you.

I wish I had taken more pictures at the recent comic expo.

 

granted, but you inadvertently paid less attention to your surroundings, you see, taking pictures is all well for remembering something close to your heart, but the actual once in a lifetime experience of you being there is of a higher value.

i wish i could think of a wish

 

Granted. You think of one, but EC won't let you post it.

I wish I could find a new hairstyle.

 

granted, but it is jarhead style.

I wish that Warehouse 13 was real.

 

Granted, but it's just a Warehouse with the number 13 on it.

I wish the weather would be perfect tomorrow in Australia.

 

granted. but you're under house arrest. i wish i had a cute adventurous boi to play with! tee hee.

 

Granted, but he is actually a she, and is so assexual that John Barrowman becomes like a god.

I wish that I didn't wake up so early each morning.

 

Granted, now you don't wake up at all. You just sleep.

I wish that I had a point of view gun

 

Granted, but it always goes off when you're masturbating and everyone can see what you're fantasizing about. (awks)

I wish Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog had a happy ending.

 

Granted! But it involves Dr. Horrible being happy as he eats you, thus making him happy.

I wish I was a giant squid.