Corrupt A Wish

Granted. You dog now can teleport, but doesn't use this ability to come visit you.

I wish I had my own star ship.

 

:tears: Noooo! My dog loves me and would come see me!!!!


So you know how starships were meant to fly? Yours isn't and it just remains stationary in your yard.

I wish I had a sherpa walking with me everywhere supplying me with caffeine

 

Granted, but he laces it with sleeping drugs so you're perpetually zombiefied, but too buzzed to ever go to sleep.

 

I wish I had the social skills to maintain contact with everyone I encounter in everyday life.

 

Granted, but you just talk with people you dont like

I wish i had wings

 

Granted. They're the wings from a housefly.

I wish I could run like Usain Bolt.