Corrupt A Wish

Granted but they banana is rotten

I wish that you wish that you cannot grant wishes anymore

 

ummm, let me get back to you on that.

 

wish granted but they all burst at the same time and u dround in its goodness:eusa_naug

i wish the justice leuge was real.

 

Granted but thery are evil

I wish the poster below me was a potato

 

Granted, but I have the ability to turn you into a potato.

I wish I was not a potato anymore.

 

Granted, but every time you cough or sneeze you become a potato again for 5 minutes.

I wish I was in an anime.

 

Granted but it's one of those really fucked up rape animes


I wish that I didn't wish that I wish this wish that I wished to wish

(Yeah have fun deciphering that)

 

You didn't want to wish that you yearned for the desire to want to wish.

(It's really not that hard to decipher if you just substitute different words. It's called thesaurus. Not rocket science. ^_^)

Granted, but people get pissed off because you're trying to be a smart-ass.

I wish I was exactly an inch taller, and roughly the same height as the average adult.

 

Granted, but everything else is also exactly an inch taller.

I wish I understood math perfectly.

 

Granted but now you're the only person in the world that understands math so now people have to ask you all 7 billion of them

I wish potato

 

Granted, but you are a rotten potato.

I wish for a glass for water.

 

Granted but water kills you

I wish that somone would love me

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: p

 

Granted but they live on the other side of the planet so you can't meet them.

I wish that my vision was normal so I wouldn't need glasses.

 

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

Granted, but the telekinesis only works on bikes.

I wish I could go to Twenty One Pilots' concert in Auckland ;-;

 

Granted, but you'll immediately forget the whole thing as soon as it's over.

I wish I could have photographic memory!

 

Granted, but every time you use it to make something significantly more advantageous for yourself, you will feel intensive tickles.

I wish I could meet Kate Moennig

 

Granted but you will be sneezing/coughing the entire time and can only speak in memes

I wish senpai would notice me.

 

Granted, but it's only once. And senpai never notices you again.

I wish for superpowers.

 

Granted! You have superpowers, but they are limited one hour every day. The one hour is different every day, and you have no clue as to when it occurs.

I wish the temperature in my classroom was comfortable without extreme cold or heat.